Voiceover: Kill everything, kill everything...
Beavis: Yeah, okay! Kill everything. KILL EVERYTHING! Except me.
Butt-head: Dammit, Beavis. Don't you care about anybody but yourself?
Beavis: Um...uh...no. I don't care about anybody or anything, except me.
Butt-head: What about when I'm kicking your ass? Do you care about me then?
Beavis: Um...no, I just care about my ass. [In Cornholio accent] It is each man for himself! I will fight and die for myself!
Butt-head: Well, I guess that's a good thing because like, nobody likes you. And like, you can like, care about yourself, while I'm off scoring with chicks.

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