[the girl in the video is given an axe]
Butt-head: These are cool presents!
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. That dude's pretty cool for an old guy!
Butt-head: Yeah. She didn't even thank him!
Beavis: Yeah, if someone gave me an axe like that, I'd say: "Thank you, sir! That's a very nice axe. That was very nice of you!"
[the girl opens up a present containing a dead, stuffed dog]
Butt-head: Yeah, the dead dog was nice too.
Beavis: Whoa! Hey, don't look, Butt-head, that was what I was gonna get you for your birthday!
Butt-head: Uh, that would be cool.
Beavis: Now I'm gonna hafta get you what I got Stewart.
Butt-head: Beavis.
Beavis: When I was makin' one for Stewart, I made one for you too!
Butt-head: Beavis, I hope you've got insurance, because I'm about to kick your ass.
The Jesus and Mary Chain, Come On

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