Beavis: [drinks soda, does a spit take] AAAAHH!!! NO NO NO STOP IT! STOP IT! NO! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! CUT IT OUT! STOP IT! PLEASE SHUT UP! CHANGE THE CHANNEL BUTT-HEAD, RIGHT NOW!!! COME ON!!!
Butt-head: No way. [turns the volume up to full on the television]
Beavis: COME ON, NO, CUT IT OUT, BUTT-HEAD!!! GIMME THAT!!! STOP IT BUTT-HEAD! STOP!
Butt-head: This is cool.
Beavis: NO! YOU'RE MAKING ME SICK!!! NO! NOOOOO!!! SHUT UP RIGHT NOW, OR I'LL KICK YOUR BUTTCRACK FACE IN!!!
Butt-head: You dumbass.
Beavis: [screams unintelligibly]
Butt-head: That sucked, Beavis.
PJ Harvey, 50-Foot Queenie

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