Butt-head: You know, he's bisexual.
Beavis: Oh yeah. Um, I know what that means, but just as a test, why don't you tell me what that means?
Butt-head: Beavis, you dumbass, you don't know? It means he has two schlongs!
Beavis: So, like, um...if you had two wieners, how many nads would you have?
Butt-head: Uh...I'd guess you'd have, you know, like three or something.
Beavis: And then, whoa, I just thought of something else! So like, if you have two wieners, you know, if you go to take a leak, you just decide which one you're gonna take a leak out of...or you take a leak out of both of them...you know, sometimes you have a boner! Would you have both of them at the same time?
Butt-head: You should do stand-up comedy, Beavis.
Beavis: Oh really? Thanks, I think so too.
Entombed, Wolverine Blues
Beavis: Oh yeah. Um, I know what that means, but just as a test, why don't you tell me what that means?
Butt-head: Beavis, you dumbass, you don't know? It means he has two schlongs!
Beavis: So, like, um...if you had two wieners, how many nads would you have?
Butt-head: Uh...I'd guess you'd have, you know, like three or something.
Beavis: And then, whoa, I just thought of something else! So like, if you have two wieners, you know, if you go to take a leak, you just decide which one you're gonna take a leak out of...or you take a leak out of both of them...you know, sometimes you have a boner! Would you have both of them at the same time?
Butt-head: You should do stand-up comedy, Beavis.
Beavis: Oh really? Thanks, I think so too.
Entombed, Wolverine Blues
Butt-head : You know, he's bisexual.
Beavis : Oh yeah. Um, I know what that means, but just as a test, why don't you tell me what that means?
Butt-head : Beavis, you dumbass, you don't know? It means he has two schlongs!
Beavis : So, like, um...if you had two wieners, how many nads would you have?
Butt-head : Uh...I'd guess you'd have, you know, like three or something.
Beavis : And then, whoa, I just thought of something else! So like, if you have two wieners, you know, if you go to take a leak, you just decide which one you're gonna take a leak out of...or you take a leak out of both of them...you know, sometimes you have a boner! Would you have both of them at the same time?
Butt-head : You should do stand-up comedy, Beavis.
Beavis : Oh really? Thanks, I think so too.
Entombed, Wolverine Blues
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