Butt-head: Whoa! I've never seen a puppet with hooters like that.
Beavis: Those are some big boobs.
Butt-head: They probably have this chick on the show to teach kids the number 2.
Beavis: I'd say this puppet chick right here is one of the top three muppets that I would do.
Butt-head: Really? Who else would you do, Beavis?
Beavis: Well, Miss Piggy's kinda hot.
Butt-head: That fat pig?
Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head! I like 'em with a little meat on their bones.
Dire Straits, Walk of Life

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