Narrator: And now, the twisted Madam Olga will teach you a lesson you'll never forget.
Beavis: I think this is Tales From the Crypt! Alright. Sometimes they show boobs.
Butt-head: Uhh, I don't think so, Beavis. I don't see the Crypt Keeper.
Beavis: Oh yeah, yeah. You know that Crypt Keeper, he's got, like, wrinkled up skin and everything? I always wondered what his nutsack looked like.
Butt-head: You're a prevert, Beavis.
Beavis: Well, you know, it's probably all scary-looking. [imitating the Crypt Keeper] Nya-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa!!! Good evening, boys and ghouls!
Butt-head: Shut up, Beavis. I'm gonna kick you in the nutsack.
Beavis: Eheheheheh! Naturally! Here's a little tale from my nutsack!
Butt-head: That's enough, Beavis.

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