Reporter: In your own words, Steven, what is your "raison d'ĂȘtre" ?
Beavis: Um... It's in my pants.
Reporter: Where do you picture yourself in ten years ?
Butt-Head: Uhh... Uh uh... Uhh... Uh uh...
Reporter: You have a 21st-century marketplace you're gonna enter would be global electronic village. How are you preparing yourself for what is bound to be a complex and challenging world ?
Butt-Head: Uhh... You said "enter"... Uh uh...
Reporter: What are you feeling, right now ?
Beavis: My left nad. It itches. Can I say "nad" ?
Reporter: There is no censorship of any kind. This is an independant documentary film. With a generous grant from our friends at the exco corporation.
Butt-Head: Uh uh... Censorship is cool.
Beavis: Yeah. Uh uh... Censorship is cool. Uh uh...
Butt-Head: I like when they put these black boxes on people's thingies.
Beavis: Yeah, like... Somebody's talking. And they say "Get the **BEEEEEEEEEEEEP**"
Off Voice: Oh ! Cut !

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