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Old Butt-head and Old Beavis in “Lamb of God, "Ditch”

[as people eat something from a briefcase with their bare hands]

Old Butt-head

Uh, is that a suitcase full of scrambled eggs?

Old Beavis

Yeah yeah!

Old Butt-head

It's like, scrambled eggs is the most metal way to cook eggs.

Old Beavis

Yeah, yeah, someone's like, "Um, I'll have my eggs over-easy please." "NOOOO! I DON'T GIVE A GOD-DAAAAMN! ABOUT YOUR OVER-EASYYY! YOUR EGGS WILL BE SCRAMBLED! BY THE LAMB OF GOOOD!"

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