[as the video starts energetic and fast]
Yeah! Yeah, here we go, yeah!
Yeah!
[the two start head-banging, but slow down as they start feeling pain]
Ow! Ugh! Ow... ah... why did we use to do that?
Uh, I don't know.
“Lamb of God, "Ditch”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (5), Smart Beavis (5)
[as the video starts energetic and fast]
Yeah! Yeah, here we go, yeah!
Yeah!
[the two start head-banging, but slow down as they start feeling pain]
Ow! Ugh! Ow... ah... why did we use to do that?
Uh, I don't know.
I don't give a goddamn!
I DON'T GIVE A GOD-DAAAAMN!
About your demands!
Uh, I didn't catch that. He doesn't give a goddamn about what?
Uh, about, uh, dumb ass, or something.
No, I think it was, um, I think he said, uh... eh... it doesn't matter.
These are like, the best lyrics I've ever not been able to understand.
We should like, go to one of these concerts, and like, crawl around, and eat dirt.
Yeah, you know it's probably really really loud too, you know, and I'm already hard of hearing. So, you know, might as well just finish the job.
That's right. Get 'er done.
Huh? Quarter to what?
This video like, takes me back to a simpler time.
Back when we'd just like sit on a couch, watch stuff like this...
Not a care in the world.
Yeah, yeah those were the days. But now I have to go to the unemployment office, and I gotta go get my EBT card, ugh...
Adulting. [chortles]
[as people eat something from a briefcase with their bare hands]
Uh, is that a suitcase full of scrambled eggs?
Yeah yeah!
It's like, scrambled eggs is the most metal way to cook eggs.
Yeah, yeah, someone's like, "Um, I'll have my eggs over-easy please." "NOOOO! I DON'T GIVE A GOD-DAAAAMN! ABOUT YOUR OVER-EASYYY! YOUR EGGS WILL BE SCRAMBLED! BY THE LAMB OF GOOOD!"
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