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Sabrina Carpenter, Butt-head and others in “Sabrina Carpenter, "Skinny Dipping”

You'll suggest a restaurant we used to go to...

She'd be a cool girlfriend, 'cause you could like come home and just say "Well, how was your day?" and then she'd be like "Bleh bleh bleh it was a Wednesday and duh-duh-duh...

I'm sorry to keep harping on this, but I'm thinking about the cliff again, and maybe, maybe it's just like an above-ground pool. [Butt-head looks incredibly agitated] One of those infinite pools or something, but-

Dammit Beavis, if you say one more thing about the cliff, I'm gonna smack the living crap out of you.

Hang on, hang on, let me just circle back to the cliff for a second, okay hear me out. My grandmother's favorite actor is Montgomery Clift. Now if he had a pool at his house- [Butt-head smacks Beavis] AHHH!

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