“Sabrina Carpenter, "Skinny Dipping”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3), Sabrina Carpenter (3)
It'll be a Wednesday, and I'll be going to this coffee shop, hear the barista call an oat milk latte and your name, and I look up from my phone and think there's no chance it's you, but it is...
Uhhh...
Uh...
...say, "How's your family? How's your sister?" I'll say, "Shannon's being Shannon." After a minute of nonsensical chatter, you'll say...
Does she know that the video's started yet?
She can't decide if she's like talking or singing or rapping or just not really trying very hard.
We've been swimming on the edge of a cliff...
Wait wait a second... "swimming on the edge of a cliff"? I- I don't understand that. I don't get that at all.
Maybe it's like, uhhh, there's like a waterfall or something.
No, no, that would be a waterfall, it's not a cliff. No, it doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any sense. Swimming on the edge of a cliff? I don't get it.
Uhh, okay Beavis. It's dumb. Do you get that?
... We've been swimming...
Well maybe there's like a baby pool- but you can't swim in a baby pool. Yeah I don't understand it.
Dammit Beavis, who cares? It's just stupid.
If there was a pool on the edge of a cliff- just think about for like a couple minutes. If there was a pool at the edge of a cliff-
[getting annoyed] Uhh, anyway Beavis-
Where's the edge of the pool? Is that the cliff?
Dammit Beavis, shut up!
Wait a minute, maybe, maybe the whole cliff is made of water, or it's ice, because, you know, because then that's part of- no no, that isn't it.
You'll suggest a restaurant we used to go to...
She'd be a cool girlfriend, 'cause you could like come home and just say "Well, how was your day?" and then she'd be like "Bleh bleh bleh it was a Wednesday and duh-duh-duh...
I'm sorry to keep harping on this, but I'm thinking about the cliff again, and maybe, maybe it's just like an above-ground pool. [Butt-head looks incredibly agitated] One of those infinite pools or something, but-
Dammit Beavis, if you say one more thing about the cliff, I'm gonna smack the living crap out of you.
Hang on, hang on, let me just circle back to the cliff for a second, okay hear me out. My grandmother's favorite actor is Montgomery Clift. Now if he had a pool at his house- [Butt-head smacks Beavis] AHHH!
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