How come that pig can score, and we can't?
Uh...well, the only reason that pig scored is 'cause he was, like, in a video.
Oh yeah, yeah. I forgot about that.
Yeah. Like, if pigs had a video...
Uh huh.
and like, we were in that video...
Uh huh, yeah.
...then like, we could score.
Hmm. You mean, like, with a pig?
No, dumbass! With a chick in the video!
With a chicken??
No, Beavis! I'm talking like, about, like, a human chick.
Um, what's that?
Just a regular chick!
Ohh! Oh, oh, oh. Oh, I see. Yeah. Yeah, th - th - that's pretty cool, yeah.
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