“Archers of Loaf, "Web in Front”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3)
Hey, that looks like that dude who comes by to check the butane.
Oh yeah, yeah. I saw that guy in my yard once, I thought he was a trespasser, so I started shooting him with my BB gun, and it's like--
Shut up, Beavis, those pigs are doing it!
Really? Oh! Yeah. That's cool!
How come that pig can score, and we can't?
Uh...well, the only reason that pig scored is 'cause he was, like, in a video.
Oh yeah, yeah. I forgot about that.
Yeah. Like, if pigs had a video...
Uh huh.
and like, we were in that video...
Uh huh, yeah.
...then like, we could score.
Hmm. You mean, like, with a pig?
No, dumbass! With a chick in the video!
With a chicken??
No, Beavis! I'm talking like, about, like, a human chick.
Um, what's that?
Just a regular chick!
Ohh! Oh, oh, oh. Oh, I see. Yeah. Yeah, th - th - that's pretty cool, yeah.
What's the deal with this short dude?
Yeah. Really.
Is he, like, in the band, or is he just, like, some weird dude?
Really. It's like, all these videos now, they like, just get a couple weird dudes, and just like, shake the camera around and just, like, do a bunch of crap.
Yeah. They need to get back to the basics, like chicks in bikinis and explosions.
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