And then he told me that when you're on a camping trip, if someone's asleep and you put their hand in a bowl of warm water, they like, pee in their sleep.
Uh, really?
Yeah yeah yeah, like, right in their pants. It really works. They pee their pants, yeah.
[both chuckle until Butt-head gets an idea]
Are you feeling sleepy, Beavis?
Um, yeah yeah, a little.
Uh, wait here. [leaves, and is heard filling a bowl with water, which he returns with] Let me help you get comfortable, Beavis.
Oh, thanks, yeah.
You can use this bag of potato chips as a pillow.
Oh, thank you. It's pretty cozy, yeah. [eats a chip] There's still some stuff in there, too. Yeah. Wow, good stuff.
[helping Beavis get comfortable] There we go, Beavis. You just relax.
You know, I think I will. Yeah. [lays down]
Nice deep breaths, Beavis.
Ahhh, I might just rest my eyes for a little bit, if that's okay.
You go right ahead, Beavis. Relax, deeper and deeper, way down. Count backwards from... uhhh, never mind that, Beavis. Just relax.
Okay... what a day. What a day... [relaxed sigh]
[Butt-head grabs the bowl, and Beavis's hand, and begins to drag it to the bowl]
[waking up and jerking his hand away] Hey! Are you trying to make me pee my pants?!
...perhaps.
Um, wait here. [leaves and fills a bowl, returning with it]
... Well played, Beavis.
We'll see who falls asleep first, Butt-head.
Yes we will, Beavis. Yes we will. We are playing the most dangerous game, and the loser pees their pants.
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