[as Beavis exits a fitting room with yoga pants]
There we go, how do I look?
Uh, Beavis?
Pretty sexy. Yeah.
Uh, Beavis?
Yeah, I'd tap that. Yeah, oooh...
Uh, Beavis? It looks like you don't have any nads.
What? What are you talking about?
Or a schlong.
No way, Butt-head, my schlong is right- [notices that the incredibly tight yoga pants are concealing his genitals] AHHHHH!!! No, what happened to my nads?! I know they're in here, 'cause these pants are really making them hurt! [desperately trying to take the pants off]
Uh, you better take 'em off before any chicks see you, Beavis. That's embarrassing.
They won't come off, Butt-head! [collapses] My weiner's going numb! Ahhhh!
Just get a hold of yourself, Beavis. ... hold of yourself.
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