What's this about you refusing to serve people?
Nothing could be further from the truth, ma'am. I'll have Beavis bring you everything from our entire menu.
I am servicing the right to reserve you.
Uh, and allow me to provide you a little entertainment. Check this out. [pointing to a couple other people in line] Uh, you, and uh, you over there. We reserve the right to refuse you service, unless you fight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, fight! Winner gets to eat, yeah.
And the loser shall be refused. That is our right, and we reserve it.
This is bullshit. I'm not gonna hurt this guy for a lousy cheeseburger.
Yeah, except, you know, you wouldn't hurt me.
Ooooh!
Oooh! He just said he can kick your ass!
You'll be on the floor in about five seconds!
You wanna go?! YOU WANNA GO?!
Yeah, fight! Fight!
[the two customers begin to fight each other]
Kick his ass.
Worldstar!
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