Butt-head? What are we supposed to do in this game?
You dumbass, don't you know anything about video games? We're supposed to like, go find some weapons, and then at the end of the level, we kill a boss.
Oh, yeah yeah.
I think we need to like, talk to some NPCs. [they approach a tea salesman]
Hi, would you like to try our blueberry mint tea?
No. Can you like, give us a mission?
Yeah, because we just started this game, and we need like, a flamethrower or something.
What?
We need a mission, dumbass! Is there like, someone we can kill, and then you'll give us a sword, or something?
Can you guys go do this somewhere else? You can't just come up to people trying to-
Is there like, a button to press so we can skip him talking?
You can't just come up to people trying to do their job and just start saying weird-
Hey, come on! Skip! Skip! It's not working, Butt-head.
I don't wanna have to call security, that's not what I'm about, you know, man?
Skip! Come on, skip! This interaction sucks.
Let's go find a flamethrower so we can come back and blow him up.
[mockingly] "I don't wanna have to call security, that's not what I'm about. Bleh bleh."
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