[they start climbing a tree to chase a raccoon] No one takes my nachos and gets away with it.
Yup. Time to kick some ass.
You can run, but you can't hide, dumbass!
... This tree feels kind of funny on my schlong.
They call it wood for a reason, Beavis. [they reach the top with the raccoon] There's no escape now. Prepare to have your ass shoved up your- [the Raccoon easily hops down and away from them] Uh... oh. I see.
Um, Butt-head, the bears are going into our house.
Dammit, we gotta climb down there now.
Um, yeah maybe later. Remember that thing I said on the way up about the tree feeling funny on my schlong? Um, I might just wanna stay here a while, you know what I'm saying?
Beavis, you prevert, get out of the way now! Perv out with the tree on your own time, we gotta fight those bears! [begins kicking Beavis] Ah! Come on, Butt-head, come on! Just five more minutes, come on!
Damn you, Beavis!
I'm almost-
[Butt-head kicks again, but falls from the tree, landing hard on the ground]
[climbs down and kicks Butt-head] Damn it, Butt-head, you ruined it.
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