[in the bathroom stall]
This mummy forgot to like leave clues or something.
Whoa, Butt-head look! I found a clue, look. A turd.
Hmmm. Now we're getting somewhere, Beavis. Finally. A real clue.
Yeah.
Now why would someone put a turd in a toilet? Hmm...
It just doesn't make sense. Wait a minute! Maybe someone took a du- [Butt-head smacks him] AHH!
Damn it, Beavis, shut up, I'm thinking.
Oh yeah yeah yeah... sorry.
Beavis, you mean well, but you're a dumbass. I have figured it out. That turd can mean only one thing. This mummy is disgusting.
[dramatic chord]
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