Crystal, Gary and others in “Holding”

Hey y'all, this here's Beavis and Butt-head.

Yes! The stars of the party are here!

Butt-head

Whoa! These guys already know we're porn stars.

Beavis

Yeah! And we haven't even done it yet!

Now we can start! Tim, Do you have everything fixed yet?

I'm trying! I told you, we really needed a dual-bed HD streaming router.

And I told you we don't have enough money. It was either go to the office supply store, or get drugs. I made an executive decision, and I stand by it.

[knocking on the door] Gary? What are you and your friends doing in there?

Nothing, Ma!

Do you and your friends want some sandwhiches?

SHUT UP!!! [locks the door] Man... [laughs jovially] I love crank! Especially chasing that white dragon. What exactly you guys holding? Break it out!

Butt-head

Uhhh... you wanna see my crank?

Beavis

Yeah, um, I don't show my "white dragon" to dudes. Sorry.

Butt-head

Uh, you've never shown it to chicks either, dumbass.

Beavis

Oh yeah, but I don't show it to dudes on purpose, know what I'm saying? Not even in the gym.

Come on, guys, break out the stuff!

Yeah. This better be good stuff, better than the dual-band router I was gonna get.

Break out the drugs!

Butt-head

Uh, what are you talking about? We don't have any drugs.

No drugs?

And no router???

I thought you said you found someone!

She probably did it all behind our backs!