Manager, Beavis and others in “Bathroom Break”

Beavis! Butt-head! Open this door right now!

Beavis

We're taking a dump, sir. I'm sorry. You're gonna have to wait your turn.

Butt-head

Yeah. We need some privacy. We're going to the bathroom, buttmunch.

[opens door and realizes that the boys made a mess and drags them out] What are you two doing?

Butt-head

Uh, we had to use the bathroom sir.

They said you've been in there for a half hour!

Beavis

Well, I think the food here gave us diarrhea, sir. [some customers are grossed out] It always does.

Look, I don't care how bad you have to go to the bathroom, you get back to work right now, or you're fired!

Wait just a minute. I'm a lawyer for the Labor Safety Organization.

So what?

These workers have a right to take as long of a bathroom break as they need.

Oh, really?

Yeah, it's the law.

Beavis

Whoa!

Butt-head

The law rules.

Oh, I- uh... Well I'm sorry, I wasn't aware of that, then.

Can we get our order now?!

We've been waiting for a long time here!

Ugh, come on already!

Yes, yes, of course. I'm so sorry everybody. Okay, Beavis, take the register, Butt-head, you get in the kitchen.

Butt-head

Uh, no. We're on our bathroom break.

Beavis

Yeah, it's the law!