Now, I know we all think of the army as a killing machine, but unlike the marauding forces that perpetrated war crimes in Vietnam, today's army focuses more on peace-keeping and winning hearts and minds. M'kay?
No, it's about killing the enemy. We actually focus on that quite a bit.
Right, well killing them with kindness.
Not so much, really. Mostly with weapons. Everything from bayonets to stinger missiles.
Yes, which are fired only in self defense.
Sometimes. Sometimes we just kill the bastards in their sleep. Gives us the element of surprise.
Um... how about we take a look at the barracks?
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