We're Metallica, featuring Beavis and Butt-head!
Uhh, that doesn't sound right. It should be like, Butt-head and Beavis. "Beavis and Butt-head" sounds stupid.
No, no! I kinda like "Beavis and Butt-head"! I don't know just sounds right.
Damn it, Beavis, this is my band. My name comes first. Don't you, like, wanna be a hit?
No way! If you hit me, I'm gonna kick you in the nads!
Yeah, try it, and I'll beat the living crap out of you. Damn it, this band isn't working. It's, like, we don't, like, uhh…communicate or something?
What?
Uhh…I don't know. What?
What the hell are you talking about?!
Uh, I don't know. You're just a butt-knocker.
Don't call me butt-knocker, you son of a bitch!
This band sucks. I'm gonna get outta here. [walks off]
Yeah, I'm gonna get outta here. This sucks! [turns around and walks off]
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