[groaning onstage, the caffeine having worn off, hits his head on the microphone; microphone feedback whinges] Hey, how's it going? Oh, yeah. Um, roses are—no. Um…heh. Oh, I know. Uh…here I sit, brokenhearted, I pay the quarter— You got a quarter?
Well, his fifteen minutes of fame are over. I guess nobody can keep up that kind of intensity.
Wait, I want more. Man, he's not done. [to waiter] Alphons, bring my boy another cappuccino, a quadruple.
Quarter, pay the dime…
[Waiter hands Beavis his drink]
Yeah, leave the pot.
Oh, thanks. Yeah. [slurps drink] Yep. [slurps from coffee pot] Mmm. [gibbering incoherently] Yeah! [pulls shirt over head] I am the great Cornholio! You have awaken my bunghole! And now you must pay! [chittering] The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers! [chuckles] That would be cool. [gibbering]
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