[reading a piece of paper that says "the tenth caller gets a free pair of Bon Jovi tickets"] The teenth, cooler…
Tenth caller…
Gets a free tattoo on his butt!
Yeah.
A great joke, Butt-head. Of course, he means tickets to tonight's Bon Jovi concert. I'm afraid that's all the time we have for Beavis and Butt-head, but keep listening because somebody always wins. [off air, to Beavis and Butt-head] You guys get the hell out of here and never come back!
Huh, huh, you're old.
Yeah, and you suck-suck-suck-suck-suck-suck! Suck-suck-suck, suck-suck!
Out!
Hey, what about our $5 birth certificates, bunghole?
Out!
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