[in the bathroom, Beavis and Butt-head are sitting in toilet stalls next to one another; Butt-head groans, strains, and pushes in vain]
Please come out. Please! [laughs in relief as a excrement drops into the toilet]
Yeah, me, too! [grunts, strains, and pushes, but nothing emerges] Hey, Butt-head, it won't come out. [continues straining without result]
Maybe you should try using manners.
Oh, yeah! Umm, please come out of my butt. [groans and strains] Please! [feels relief as the excrement drops] Thank you, drive through.
Manners. Hey, Beavis, will you please wipe my butt?
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