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Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 4, Episode 15

Beavis and Butt-head in “Madame Blavatsky (Beavis and Butt-Head see a sign sponsoring fortune-telling) (Arabian music plays for two seconds) Beavis: Woah, hey check that out! Butt-Head: (pronouncing fortune teller) Fuh..fuh fart..Fuuh..forr..tuu Fortune, huh, huh, Fortune Teller. Beavis: Yeah, heh, heh, heh, let's go tell her our fortune. Heh, heh, heh. Butt-Head: No dumbass. She tells your fourtune. Beavis: Oh, heh, heh, heh, hey Butt-Head, what's that mean? Butt-Head: You know, your future. Beavis: Heh, heh, heh, what's that mean? Butt-Head: I don't know. Huh, huh, huh. Madame Blavasky: (on the phone) YOU BETTER NOT COME AROUND HERE AGAIN LESTER, OR I'M CALLING THE COPS!!! (Beavis and Butt-Head walk inside) Wait, I got some customers. Madame Blavasky: I see... a mansion... with many faithful servants.... a yacht... Beavis: I don't see any of that crap. (Beavis and Butt-Head are walking) (Beavis is wearing a Professor Quirrel-like headdress) Butt-Head: I didn't know you were psychic Beavis. Beavis: Yeah, remember what those doctors said on those tests? Butt-Head: No Beavis, they said you were psycho.”

  Woah, hey check that out!

  [pronouncing "fortune teller"]  Fuh…fuh fart…Fuuh…forr…tuu…"Fortune," huh, huh, "Fortune Teller."

  Yeah, heh, heh, heh, let's go tell her our fortune.  Heh, heh, heh.

  No dumbass.  She tells your fourtune.

  Oh, heh, heh, heh, hey Butt-head, what's that mean?

  You know, your future.

  Heh, heh, heh, what's that mean?

  I don't know.  Huh, huh, huh.

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