[A bandmember resembles Jim Carrey]
Butt-head: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective!

[a beehive is shown onscreen]
Beavis: Yeah! [imitates bees humming] Nyayayayayayaya!! Bees are cool. Nyaaayyayayayaya!!

[a goat appears on screen]
Butt-head: Check it out, a wolf.
Beavis: Whoa, really? I'd like to try peeing on a wolf some time, yeah that'd be cool.
Butt-head: Beavis, if you tried to pee on a wolf, he would bite your wiener off!
Beavis: Ohhhh yeah. I'd like to try maybe peeing on one of these guys, some time, y'know like, while they're asleep?
Butt-head: Yeah, you must get tired of peeing on yourself all the time.
Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head. Y'know, when I was like, y'know, talkin' about peeing on those wolves and stuff?
Butt-head: Uh-huh?
Beavis: I wasn't really gonna do it, y'know. It just like, y'know, it like, helps to talk about it.
Blur, Parklife

[a group of camels are shown]
Butt-head: Whoa! Those giraffes are pretty cool!
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! I like the turds better though.
Butt-head: Would you feel bad about flushing a talking turd?
Beavis: No way! I'd say: "Drown you fecal matter!"
Cannibal Corpse, Staring Through the Eyes of the Dead

[A group of people arrive at Hall & Oates' home and are let in. Three other people are left outside]
Butt-head: Uh-oh, don't let Primus in.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, they'll trash the place. They'll BREAK stuff!
Butt-head: Yeah. My name is Mud!
Beavis: Yeah, MY NAME IS MUD! M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MUD-MUD! And then he'd SPIT!
Sam Harris, Over the Rainbow

[a man in a Spider-Man costume is seen robbing a cash register]
Butt-head: Look, it's Batman.
Beavis: Oh yeah. Anyways, um, whoa cool, cops, yeah! Maybe we'll see some domestic disputes! Or like some excessive force on some perpetrators!
Butt-head: It's about time somebody called the cops. This video sucks.
Julie Brown, Girl Fight Tonight!

[A man looks angrily towards the camera]
Beavis: Hey, hey! Quit looking at me like that! You wanna fight?!
Butt-head: You always like, talk tough in front of the TV set but if that dude was really here, you'd be a total wuss.
Beavis: No way, Butt-head! I'd take him on.
Butt-head: No you wouldn't! You'd be going like [Mocks Beavis's voice] Yeah...huh huh huh...yeah...huh huh huh.
Beavis: Yeah. [snickers] Yeah.

[A Mars symbol shows up onscreen
Butt-head: Hey Beavis, you see that arrow? Did you know that that symbolizes the wiener?
Beavis: Um... what wiener? Where?
Butt-head: It stands for wieners everywhere.
Beavis: Um... yeah. Good.

[A naked man appears from the front]
Beavis: There was a schlong just then, but I'm not gonna say anything about it.
Butt-head: It's like, these guys both look like asswipes, but in two completely different ways.
Beavis: You know, they compliment each other, you know?
Butt-head: Let's see, what else can they do to be an asswipe?
Beavis: See, maybe they'll steal some jump ropes from little girls. Steal some money from a homeless guy.
Butt-head: Uh, boy. It's like, if their music by itself didn't make you hate them, they're giving you plenty of other reasons.
Beavis: I bet deaf people hate them too.

[A singer is dressed in a leather devil costume]
Butt-head: Whoa! Satan's got back!
Band Aid, Do They Know It's Christmas?

[a ticket collector is standing under a sign that says "2.00"]
Butt-head: Only two dollars to see Sonic Youth?
Beavis: That's a good deal.

[A tornado is shown on screen]
Butt-head: Now we're getting somewhere!
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! Now we're getting sonewhere.
Butt-head: Even the old dude is cool.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah!
Butt-head: I like the tornado.

[A very brief image of most of Milla's bare butt appears]
Beavis: OH MY GOD! DID YOU SEE THAT?!
Butt-head: I sure did. And it was cool.
Beavis: I've never seen anything like that on TV. She was rubbing her butt!
Butt-head: This kicks ass!
Beavis: AAH, OH MY GOD! SHE'S STARK RAVING NAKED!
Butt-head: Yeah! You could see everything!
Beavis: Oh boy, this is exciting! This is action-packed!
Butt-head: I like this song.

[a woman grows to an enormous size]
Butt-head: Whoa! Check it out!
Beavis: She must have been drinking milk, because she's getting bigger, see?
Butt-head: Yeah. And her boobs got bigger too.
Beavis: Whoa, hey, that just gave me an idea! You know what would be cool, is if they could make me big, then shrink me again, but keep my wiener the same size! That would rule, because then I'd have this gigantic schlong!
Butt-head: Uhh, yeah. But, like, if they could really do that, then you could just have them just make your wiener bigger.
Beavis: No no, Butt-head. I'm saying they make me bigger, see then because my wiener would get bigger, then shrink me, and keep my wiener the same size.
Butt-head: Dammit Beavis! What are you talking about? Who are "they?" And who cares anyway? Just shut up!
Beavis: Well...I thought it was a pretty good idea.
Grant Lee Buffalo, Mockingbirds

[a woman in the video is spinning around]
Butt-head: Cool. Look what she's doing.
Beavis: I do that sometimes, too. It helps me fall asleep.
Butt-head: You mean 'cause it like, tires you out or something?
Beavis: No. Not really, no. It's like, I just spin around until I get really dizzy, then I like, fall down and bang my head on something, and then I just go to sleep. Works every time.
Butt-head: You're pretty cool sometimes, Beavis.
Morrissey, November Spawned a Monster