Beavis and Butt-Head quotes
1300 total quotesButt-head: We think you're, like, cool.
Beavis: Yeah, especially the part about giving dudes the chair. The chair!! The chair!!
Gus Baker: The death penalty?
Beavis: Yeah, and what you said about bums.
Butt-head: And music videos.
Gus Baker: Well, you know what they say--great minds think alike! Listening to you boys, I can tell that our younger generation still has the moral strength and character to make this country great again!
Butt-head: Uhh...what?
Beavis: Yeah, especially the part about giving dudes the chair. The chair!! The chair!!
Gus Baker: The death penalty?
Beavis: Yeah, and what you said about bums.
Butt-head: And music videos.
Gus Baker: Well, you know what they say--great minds think alike! Listening to you boys, I can tell that our younger generation still has the moral strength and character to make this country great again!
Butt-head: Uhh...what?
Butt-head: We're gonna have to charge you extra.
(Beavis and Butt-Head are playing court in an open field next to the street, using a grasshopper as the defendant)
(Beavis and Butt-Head are playing court in an open field next to the street, using a grasshopper as the defendant)
Butt-head: Well, he is saying balls, and normally, that would be pretty cool...
Beavis: Yeah, but under these circumstances, it sucks!
Butt-head: Yeah. Usually, demolition and destruction is pretty cool too, but I don't know, it's like, here, it just like...falls flat.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! I think even if they had some fire in this video, it would still suck.
Beavis: Yeah, but under these circumstances, it sucks!
Butt-head: Yeah. Usually, demolition and destruction is pretty cool too, but I don't know, it's like, here, it just like...falls flat.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! I think even if they had some fire in this video, it would still suck.
Butt-head: What a bunch of wussies. It's like they're all hanging out by the diving board, but like, everyone's too chicken to jump off.
Beavis: If they could like take those guitars and those amps, and just like, push them off the diving board and into the water, and you know, watch them all get electrocuted or something, that would rule!
Beavis: If they could like take those guitars and those amps, and just like, push them off the diving board and into the water, and you know, watch them all get electrocuted or something, that would rule!
Butt-head: What the hell is this dude saying? He's like, saying "Fried egg, fried egg, fried egg,"
Beavis: Fried...[coughs]...fried egg, fried, [coughs] fried egg...
Devo, Whip It
Beavis: Fried...[coughs]...fried egg, fried, [coughs] fried egg...
Devo, Whip It
Butt-head: What the hell is this?
Beavis: Um, I think this is Primus.
Butt-head: No, this is the Seminefrious Tubloidial Buttnoids.
Beavis: Really?
Butt-head: These guys, like, crawl up into people's butts, and, like, go exploring.
Beavis: Um, I think this is Primus.
Butt-head: No, this is the Seminefrious Tubloidial Buttnoids.
Beavis: Really?
Butt-head: These guys, like, crawl up into people's butts, and, like, go exploring.
Butt-head: What's all that crap she's holding?
Beavis: I don't know. Maybe they're like tools or something.
Butt-head: ...tools?
Beavis: I don't know. Maybe they're like tools or something.
Butt-head: ...tools?
Butt-head: What's that guy patting his stomach for?
Beavis: Maybe he's got like, a hurt rabbit in his shirt, he's like, going "As soon as we're done with this video, I'm gonna let you out, then I'll give you a carrot, we're gonna fix your leg..."
Butt-head: [interrupting] Dammit Beavis, now see, that's what I'm talking about, right there. You're going, [mockingly] "Yeah, maybe it's that rabbit in his stomach, [incoherent gibberish]..."
Beavis: Maybe he's got like, a hurt rabbit in his shirt, he's like, going "As soon as we're done with this video, I'm gonna let you out, then I'll give you a carrot, we're gonna fix your leg..."
Butt-head: [interrupting] Dammit Beavis, now see, that's what I'm talking about, right there. You're going, [mockingly] "Yeah, maybe it's that rabbit in his stomach, [incoherent gibberish]..."
Butt-head: What's this? This is pretty cool.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! Who are these guys?
Butt-head: They look kinda like turds!
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! Turds are cool!
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! Who are these guys?
Butt-head: They look kinda like turds!
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! Turds are cool!
Butt-head: What's up with you, Beavis? You look like you're pregnant.
Beavis: AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Beavis: AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Butt-head: Where did this guy come from?
Beavis: Yeah. Maybe he's just special.
Butt-head: Yeah!
Beavis: Yeah. Maybe he's just special.
Butt-head: Yeah!
Butt-head: Where do these guys get these shiny pants?
Beavis: Yeah, really. I went into a store once and asked for some shiny pants, and they kicked my ass out of there.
Butt-head: Uh...I think you like just take regular pants and you like, have them shined.
Beavis: Oh really? But I do shine my pants.
Butt-head: You said douche.
Beavis: Really? Oh yeah. I douche-ine my pants.
Beavis: Yeah, really. I went into a store once and asked for some shiny pants, and they kicked my ass out of there.
Butt-head: Uh...I think you like just take regular pants and you like, have them shined.
Beavis: Oh really? But I do shine my pants.
Butt-head: You said douche.
Beavis: Really? Oh yeah. I douche-ine my pants.
Butt-head: Where'd these guys get their clothes?
Beavis: I think they bought them at that rock and roll store at the mall.
Beavis: I think they bought them at that rock and roll store at the mall.