[video opens with a teenage boy eating dinner with his parents]
Why is that guy eating dinner with those old people?
Yeah. Maybe he's in trouble.
[the boy walks over to a TV]
Whoa! He's got a comb in his back pocket.
“KISS, "I Love It Loud”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (4), Smart Beavis (3)
These guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes.
Yeah. These mimes are cool 'cause they, like, makes lots of noise and scream.
I hate it when you're, like, at the fair...
Yeah.
...and some mime comes up and gets in your face and doesn't say anything. I usually kick 'em in the nads.
Yeah, yeah, that's when they start saying stuff. They say stuff like, "AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH!"
KISS is cool!
Yeah. When's he gonna spit some blood?
I like when he sticks his long tongue out. [Gene Simmons sticks his tongue out] Yes!
Yeah.
[the boy's mother is shown]
[scoffs] Old people.
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