“Dermot Kennedy, "For Island Fires and Family”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (5), Smart Beavis (4)
How it must feel... to be a bird...
Ugh... is this guy Irish?
Oh he's Irish alright. I-rish he would shut up and stop singing.
I think that was a, a dad joke, Butt-head.
Uh, how would you know, Beavis? You don't have a dad.
Oh yeah, that's true.
A dad joke for you would be like, "Beavis, I'm glad you're my son. I wanna spend more time with you. And everyone knows if I'm alive or dead."
Oh boy... is this song ever gonna like, speed up, or something?
Uh, no. I think it's getting slower.
I think I know what he's doing, see? It's really slow now, but it's just gonna kick in any second, you know? Yeah yeah, here it comes. Dew-deh-deh-dew deh-DEW-DEH-DEW BAH-BAM-BAH-BAM BWOLGH! Drop the bass! BWAAAAAH! Bo-bo-bo-bo-bop-bo-bo-bo-bo-bop-bo-bo-bo-bo-bop-bo-bo-bo-bo-bop- HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A BIRD?! BWAAAAH! [the song is still slow] Oh? No? Guess I was wrong.
Uh, I think now there's less bass. He didn't drop anything.
This guy looks like one of those guys where like his dad wanted him to learn to box and become a fighter, but he wanted to sit around and write poems. His dad was right.
Yeah, really. He was like, [Irish accent] "No dad, I don't want to learn to fight. My words are my fists!"
And then his dad was like, "Well, my fists are my fists!" And then he's punched him in the face.
You know, this is like, the most bad that it could possibly be. You know?
Yeah. He like, showed the video to his friends, and they were like, "Uh, Dermot? This kind of sucks." And then he was like, "Kind of? Well just watch me! I'm gonna make it suck harder than anything has ever sucked before. More birds! More shots of the water! And no drums! If I hear the sound of one drum, I'm gonna punch you with my words!"
...when I'm face to face with death, I'll grab his throat...
Self-expression sucks.
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