Who is this, Smart Butt-head?
This is an Earthling named Ronnie Dunn. He is a singer of country songs. He is the best and smartest that Earth has to offer. He has won 27 Academy of Country Music awards for master works such as "Cost of Livin'", and "Mama Don't Get Dressed Up for Nothing."
Ah, yes. So country music has an academy?
Yes they do. Perhaps we could teach there, if they don't already have instructors in non-gravitational propulsion, or advanced mathematics across fractional dimensions.
We would instantly be the smartest professors at the country music academy, for humans are stupid.
Notice the females are becoming intoxicated. It is part of their ritual of scoring. On this planet, the slut is shamed.
Ah, yes yes. Quite primitive, quite primitive.
Yes. Your mother is a slut. I had non-procreational sexual intercourse with your mother.
Thank you, Smart Butt-head. I am honored, for on our planet, we have realized long ago that the slut is not to be shamed, but to be honored.
Yes, and your mother is quite honorable.
Again, thank you, Smart Butt-head.
It is said that there are more men that have been inside your mother than there are Planck lengths in the entire diameter of the universe.
... Let us talk more about this video, Smart Butt-head, and not of my mother. [a horseback rider is seen] Is this the cowboy's wife?
I believe that it is called a horse, Smart Beavis.
I did not ask you to evaluate the wife's appearance, Smart Butt-head. I'm just asking, are they married?
Yes, humorous. Quite humorous.
Yes, yes. Humorous in the way of the belt of the borscht.
Yes, yes. And the mountainous region of the Catskills. Yes.
