Notice the females are becoming intoxicated. It is part of their ritual of scoring. On this planet, the slut is shamed.
Ah, yes yes. Quite primitive, quite primitive.
Yes. Your mother is a slut. I had non-procreational sexual intercourse with your mother.
Thank you, Smart Butt-head. I am honored, for on our planet, we have realized long ago that the slut is not to be shamed, but to be honored.
Yes, and your mother is quite honorable.
Again, thank you, Smart Butt-head.
It is said that there are more men that have been inside your mother than there are Planck lengths in the entire diameter of the universe.
... Let us talk more about this video, Smart Butt-head, and not of my mother. [a horseback rider is seen] Is this the cowboy's wife?
I believe that it is called a horse, Smart Beavis.
I did not ask you to evaluate the wife's appearance, Smart Butt-head. I'm just asking, are they married?
Humor detected.
Yes, humorous. Quite humorous.
Yes, yes. Humorous in the way of the belt of the borscht.
Yes, yes. And the mountainous region of the Catskills. Yes.
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