[video is set in a forest]
[scoffs] Trees.
Yeah. I don't think I shall ever see anything as stupid as a tree.
“Belly, "Feed the Tree”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3)
Do you like her hair up or down, Beavis?
I think with this particular outfit, it looks better up.
Do you think if this band was playing in the forest, and like, a tree fell on 'em, 'cause they sucked, do you think anybody would be there?
No one would hear 'em, because they'd be dead!
Yeah, but what if, like, the tree fell, and it only, like, hit a couple of 'em, and then-- hey Beavis! What are your hands doing in your pocket?
I'm just looking for my lighter.
Uh huh. You've been looking for about 15 minutes.
Yeah.
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