Megatron quotes from Beast Wars: Transformers

Waspinator

Ohhh... Waspinator has a headache in his whole body... oh...! [Megatron reattaches his head]

Blackarachnia

It was the only way. I had to play along with Starscream to find out his true intentions.

Megatron

You're smooth, Blackarachnia. Very smooth. It does not inspire confidence, no.

Megatron

So! The Energon Discharge Virus actually worked. No more slags.

Take it from me... [shows his tail, blasted earlier by Rhinox's sneeze] I've got the toasted tail to prove it.

Megatron

Excellent, yeessss. [Megatron orders the Predacons] Prepare more viruses immediately! We must infect the rest of the Maximals.

Scorponok

I... there is a problem, Megatron. Tarantulas has not yet returned.

Blackarachnia

And he's always encoding his data tracks! I can't access them.

Megatron

Then find him! Start with his lab! Search everywhere! I... WANT... THAT... VIRUS!

Megatron

[Clutching the counter-virus] Hmm, a bargaining chip should remain in play until the game is over. Yeeessss.

Blackarachnia

Why do you always talk to yourself?

Megatron

Ah... I simply have a penchant for... intelligent conversation.

Dinobot

[holding Tarantulas hostage] Do not fire, Megatron! I have a hostage!

Megatron

Why, so you do. [Opens fire anyway, blasting Tarantulas away] Now, are there any other stupid Maximal ploys you'd like the try?

Rattrap

[Jumps down through the vent] Well, how's this, scale-belly? [Fires]

Rhinox

[groans in pain]

Optimus Primal

What's wrong?

Rhinox

Wild bean vines... Hard to digest... [starts turning around while groaning]

Megatron

Do NOT turn your back on me, Maximal scum!

Megatron

Huh?

Rhinox

[groans again and lifts his tail]

Megatron

Oh, no! Not that!

Megatron

Optimus Primal?

Optimus Primal

Megatron? I'd say it's good to see you, but my truth circuits would overload.

Megatron

Enough of your pleasantries, Maximal. I would like to discuss with a matter of great importance.

Optimus Primal

So? Discuss.

Megatron

Not like this. In person, I say. Yes... I wish to discuss a truce.

Optimus Primal

All right, Megatron. You called the meeting. What's this slag about a truce?

Megatron

Absolutely true, I assure you. Yes.

Optimus Primal

When Predacons talk "truce" it just means they need time to reload their weapons.

Megatron

Under normal circumstances, yes, but not now. Things have arisen. Things which require my undivided attention. To be blunt, Optimus Primal, I have no time to waste on Maximals. Thus, I wish a truce. And you will agree.

Optimus Primal

Do you take me for a fool?

Megatron

No. I take you for a Maximal.

Airazor

Megatron. This is Airazor. Is this the Predacon meaning of a truce?

Megatron

My dear Airazor. My humblest apologies. No doubt you are simply flying a routine patrol, yes. I shall have the defences shut down immediately.

Perimeter defences deactivated.

Airazor

That's better.

Megatron

Yes. Again, my apologies. But you are in Predacon airspace. In the interest of continued peace, I must request that you leave.

Airazor

Oh, very well. [Transforms and flies away]

Rattrap

Yeah, heh-heh. We did it.

Megatron

Oh, and Airazor?

Airazor

Yes?

Megatron

Please take that vermin with you.

Rattrap

[Notices he was caught by a security camera] Slag!

Megatron

So, back online, are we?

Waspinator

No thanks to Tarantulas! Waspinator find Spider-Bot and tear him a new waste disposal unit!

Megatron

I have no time for these petty squabbles now, no... Larger goals are at stake. Proceed at once to coordinates 6-5-9 and secure the area! I will follow shortly.

Waspinator

Not fair! Waspinator always gets slag assignments.

Megatron

May I remind Waspinator that the current ceasefire applies only in reference to Maximals!

Waspinator

[Gulp] ...Waspinator go?

Megatron

Brilliant! They're causing a chain reaction which will rip this planet to atoms and destroy all traces of them - simply to deal with us! What sheer ruthlessness. What disregard for sentient life!... I rather like these aliens.

Like them?! They're trying to destroy us!

Waspinator

Waspinator not want to be destroyed! Waspinator has plans!

Scorponok

Megatron will save us!

Megatron

I think not. I've reserved that task for Tarantulas.

Megatron

Oh, you Optimuses do love to sacrifice yourselves, don't you? Well, fortunately, this time your foolishness will destroy you and your Maximals. The Beast Wars are over, Optimus. You lose. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Optimus Primal

No...! NO...! MEGATROOOOOON...!!!

5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1. [Optimus crashes into alien in space and explode]

Megatron

Teamwork and cooperation—those are the Predacon watchwords.

Quickstrike

How about backstabbin' and treachery?

Megatron

Oh, we can be flexible...

Dinobot

At least we go with honor.

Megatron

[Threatens Dinobot to shoot him] Finish it.

Optimus Primal

[The smoke cleared and returns] Well that's just prime.

Cheetor

Big Bot?!

Rhinox

Yes! It worked!

Megatron

Primal! Destroy him! [ All the Predicons shooting Optimus Primal and Optimus defends himself with his shield]

Optimus Primal

My turn. [Initiates his weapons to shoot Megatron and Predicons away]

Rattrap

All right!

Cheetor

Go, Big Bot!

Megatron

Flight is no longer your advantage, Optimus.

Megatron

Hello and Goodbye, Transmetal Optimus Primal... [screams]

Silverbolt

Consider that my resignation from the Predacons, Megatron! I know now my place is with the Maximals. May I join you?

Optimus Primal

Well, I like your resumé.

Megatron

Inferno, aide Quickstrike.

Inferno

Yes, my queen.

Dinobot

I was not aware you had given yourself a new title.

Megatron

The ant has some faulty programming.