Blackarachnia quotes from Beast Wars: Transformers

Megatron

Tarantulas, have you identified a suitable life form?

Tarantulas

Yes, I have indeed. Heh heh.

Megatron

Then began scanning and replication.

Tarantulas

Hm, Lovely! Scanning, replication and programming complete. The new Predicon form is everything we could desire. Meet Blackarachnia!

Blackarachnia

[Raises her leg] Blackarachnia - TERRORIZE! [transforms]

Tarantulas

Oh, be still my spinnerets.

Stop slobbering on me, Tarantulas!

Tarantulas

I am feasting!

Waspinator

[Pushing against Tarantulas] Give Waspinator more room! Tarantulas fat enough already!

Tarantulas

If Waspinator does not stop cuddling me like a stuffed toy when he sleeps, I'll eat him as well!

Waspinator

I'd like to see you try!

Tarantulas

Yes, I will!

YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK! I can't stand this any longer, Megatron! I... I'VE GOTTA GET OUT!

Scorponok

We wouldn't be here if you didn't trip over that spy cable.

Megatron

You are correct, Scorponok. But thanks to Terrosaur's no longer inadvertent discovery of our enemy spy camera, we were able to pull this little... deception. Yes...

Blackarachnia

But what if they detect us? Don't forget, my signature dampening device is only experimental.

Megatron

We only have to wait until they repair their ship, and then attack while their guard is down. With the Maximal ship in our possession, we will be able to recover the orbiting stasis pods containing Maximals "eager"... [evilly chuckle] to become Predacons. [Stomps over to Terrorsaur] SO NO ONE LEAVES!

Leaving? [Nervously chuckles] Who said anything about leaving?

Megatron

Good. Follow me.

Waspinator

Ohhh... Waspinator has a headache in his whole body... oh...! [Megatron reattaches his head]

Blackarachnia

It was the only way. I had to play along with Starscream to find out his true intentions.

Megatron

You're smooth, Blackarachnia. Very smooth. It does not inspire confidence, no.

Megatron

So! The Energon Discharge Virus actually worked. No more slags.

Take it from me... [shows his tail, blasted earlier by Rhinox's sneeze] I've got the toasted tail to prove it.

Megatron

Excellent, yeessss. [Megatron orders the Predacons] Prepare more viruses immediately! We must infect the rest of the Maximals.

Scorponok

I... there is a problem, Megatron. Tarantulas has not yet returned.

Blackarachnia

And he's always encoding his data tracks! I can't access them.

Megatron

Then find him! Start with his lab! Search everywhere! I... WANT... THAT... VIRUS!

Megatron

[Clutching the counter-virus] Hmm, a bargaining chip should remain in play until the game is over. Yeeessss.

Blackarachnia

Why do you always talk to yourself?

Megatron

Ah... I simply have a penchant for... intelligent conversation.

Airazor

He's almost inside the alien structure. Why doesn't he ditch?

Rattrap

Oh, come on, fearless leader! Get it in gear!

Blackarachnia

[In Tarantulas' voice] Too late. Goodbye, Optimus. Hehehehehehehehehehe.

Megatron

Farewell, Maximals. With the destruction of Optimus Prime, the Decepticons and Predacons now take their rightful places as rulers of Cybertron. I, Megatron, have triumphed... Yeeesssss.

Blackarachnia

NO. You forget I was a Maximal protoform. Teletron 1, activate. [Megatron yells]

Megatron

You?

Blackarachnia

Well, what did you expect, you metal megalomaniac? That I would die for your insane ambition?

Megatron

Then or now, Blackarachnia, there will be no more betrayals. [Charges his weapon and fires. Blackarachnia screams]

Silverbolt

Blackarachnia?

Silverbolt

Are you alright?

Blackarachnia

I always figured if anyone survived the Beast Wars, it'd be me. Looks like I was wrong.

Silverbolt

You mustn't say such things. Rhinox will find a way. Trust in him.

Blackarachnia

Trust isn't easy for a Predicon.

Silverbolt

You're only a Predicon Because of Tarantulas. Inside, you're a Maximal. When this is over, you'll be one again. As you were meant to be.

Blackarachnia

Easy for you to say. You enjoy this hero stuff. Me? I'm a bad girl at heart.

Silverbolt

Oh, I know your heart. And when I look into it I see no evil, only love.

Blackarachnia

Sappy as always. What did I ever see in you anyway? Oh yeah, I remember. [She and Silverbolt are trying to kiss each other and Blackarachnia spasms to faint]

Silverbolt

NNNOOOO! [Flies off when he carries Blackarachnia to the base]

Rampage

Hmm. This will hardly any fun at all.

Blackarachnia

Yeah, for you, creepazoid! [crawls in with her new transmetal form] Blackarachnia - maximize! [Transforms and looks at her body]

Rampage

Love the new look. Goodbye! [Tries to shoot her and Blackarachnia jump out to dodges it]

Blackarachnia

You missed and you're ugly. [Multiply kicks Rampage, transforms and spins a web out of her mouth, pull to spins him around] Some crabs never know when to let it go. [Throws Rampage to the canyon rock and transforms] Hmph... Not to shabby!

Silverbolt

Blackarachnia?

Blackarachnia

You're not gonna quit on me, bowser. Not when I've had my nails done and everything. [Smiles at Silverbolt]

Silverbolt

Worry not, my love. It's just a...scratch

Optimus Primal

Maybe. But I think you're due some time in the CR chamber.

Silverbolt

Sir, I'm fine. I—

Blackarachnia

Shut up and obey your commander, bone-brain.

Silverbolt

Yes, dear.

Rhinox

Blackarachnia, is that capacitor circuit ready?

Blackarachnia

I need a conduit cable to finish the connection. Ah! [Sees Rattrap's sword-tail and grab it]

Rattrap

Hey! You emasculatin' fembot! [Blackarachnia smirked at him and she trimmed his sword-tail into the cable]

Silverbolt

Oh!

Blackarachnia

[Connects the cable into an engine] Yes! Main thrusters now connected to Teletron 1.

Rattrap

It's teletraan!

Blackarachnia

[Scoffs] Whatever!

Rhinox

Last chance, bots, start ignition sequence.