Rattrap quotes from Beast Wars: Transformers

Rattrap

It's like I always say, we're all gonna die. [All the Maximals seriously glared at him] I know, I know; shut up, Rattrap.

Cheetor

Hull breach in sector 7, guiding systems failing!

Rattrap

Oh man, this is ridiculous! We're an exploration ship, not a battle cruiser!

Optimus Primal

No choice. Our ship was the only one that could lock onto Megatron's warp signature.

Cheetor

Shields are doing a major fade!

Optimus Primal

Plasma cannons to full power.

Dinobot

Their shields are down. Destroy them!

Megatron

Now, where's the fun in that? A little torment I think first. Yesss. Side Guns!

Cheetor

Rapture. The stasis hold is failing.

Rhinox

We're going down.

Optimus Primal

Launch all pods, get them in the safe orbit. [Axalon releases all the stasis pods out of the Maximals' ship into the galaxy] ALL PLASMA CANNONS, FIRE!

Rattrap

Man, all this for a golden disk!

Optimus Primal

It was Cybertron's most carefully guarded relic, Rattrap. It gave the location of a major energon source. That's why Megatron stole it.

Rattrap

Yeah, like I care. Y'know, we were supposed to be doing deep space exploration. Playin' Galactic Patrol isn't nowhere in my job description, you know what I'm saying? You sure you're cut out for this commander gig?

Optimus Primal

Remember the Great War, Rattrap. If the Predacons get enough energon, they'll start it again. We can't let that happen. Besides, you wanted exploration, and here we are on an unknown planet. What more do you want?

Rattrap

Well, call me picky, but a working spacecraft might be nice.

Optimus Primal

[Sighs] Just no pleasing some people.

Rattrap

So, uh, is this your first day on the job or what?

Optimus Primal

Shut up, Rattrap.

Rattrap

Oh yes, sir! I feel heaps better knowing that our lives are in your capable hands! We're all gonna die.

Rattrap

Heads up! Roadblock!

Optimus Primal

Veer left! There's a clearing about a hundred meters! [Blocks his face and Rhinox charges the rock boulders] Ah, yes. Silly me.

Optimus Primal

We don't have to do this, Megatron! There has been peace between the Maximals and Predacons for centuries! Why start this up again?

Megatron

Peace perhaps on your side, Maximal scum, yes - but not on ours. Permit me to inform you that an enemy which appears to be peaceful may, in fact, be merely biding its time!

Cheetor

[Repairing his gun] Finally...

Megatron

We Predacons have never abandoned our rightful goal of galactic conquest! No... we have merely been waiting for the right moment... to STRIKE!

Cheetor

You mean like THIS!? [Fires at Megatron]

Optimus Primal

Cheetor!

Megatron

Ahh, a treacherous, under-handed sneak attack. Oh-ho-ho, I like you, pussycat, yes... But it shall avail you not, no! For now the power gauntlet has been cast! Predacons, TERRORIZE!

Optimus Primal

Do it! MAXIMIZE!

Tarantulas

Tarantulas, TERRORIZE!

Rhinox

Rhinox, MAXIMIZE!

Scorponok

Scorponok, TERRORIZE!

Rattrap

Rattrap: MAXIMIZE!

Terrorsaur: TERRORIZE!

Megatron

Megatron: TERRORIZE!

Optimus Primal

Optimus Primal: MAXIMIZE!

Tarantulas

Not long now. [Laughs evilly]

Cheetor

This is a dumb plan, web-face. I don't have any real blood, just mech fluid.

Tarantulas

Oh, my filters will adjust. It is the act I enjoy more than the nourishment.

Rattrap

[from behind] Y'know, you are one sick bug, eight-eyes!

Tarantulas

[Spins around] THE RAT!

Rattrap

Heh heh, you got it! Now, what do you say you let my pal go?

Cheetor

Hey, thanks for not telling them about...

Rattrap

Save it, kiddo. If I told Optimus about your little play date with Tarantulas, he'd kick my sweet pink butt too! And one more thing: if you ever pull a stunt like this again, I will personally rearrange your spots! Now... [sighs frustratedly] Get out of my way, I got garbage to munch. [Walks off]

Cheetor

[Smiling] And thanks for saving my life... pal.

Rhinox

One vote for Rattrap. [Rattrap smirks] One vote for Dinobot. [Dinobot looks impressed] One more vote for Rattrap, and..... another vote for Dinobot. It's a tie.

Rattrap

Heeeey! What?!?! Which one of you... you traitors voted for the Predacon?!?!

Rhinox

It's a secret ballot. No one has to say who they voted for.

Dinobot

[Laughs heartily] Great system, your "democracy". No mechanism to break a tie.

Rattrap

Some power play, leatherlips! Y'know, I'm startin' to wonder if that alien probe had anything to do with Optimus's disappearin'.

Dinobot

[Tosses the command table aside] I've heard enough from this scrawny thief! I will break the tie and be your leader, by force if necessary!

Optimus Primal

Rattrap, you commanded well in my absence.

Rattrap

Err..... Command's a pain in the tail, especially with this pack of hyenas, you can keep it.

Optimus Primal

I'm more concerned with this probe right now.

Cheetor

What the spotted heck was that all about?!

Optimus Primal

I don't know. I suppose they found out everything they needed to know about us.

Rhinox

Yeah. They know we've got destructive capability. And reasoning power.

Dinobot

But why would they want to know? And more importantly, who are they? Friends, enemies, or... something more?

Optimus Primal

Good question. I wonder when we'll find out the answer.

Rattrap

You do know that was crazy.

Optimus Primal

Sometimes crazy works. By the way, you did good up there.

Rattrap

Heh, you weren't so bad yourself. But... err... don't tell anybody I said so!

Megatron

The stasis pod is ours, Maximal! And I know your weaknesses, yeesss... [Megatron blasts an outcrop where two tigers are standing; the tigers plunge down to the ground and Megatron utters a sadistic laugh]

Rhinox

Let them go! They're not part of this!

Megatron

That's right, just innocent creatures. [Aims his blaster at the tigers] So surrender yourselves and this pod, or they shall be terminated!

Rattrap

You win, you depraved wad of stinkin' slag...!

Megatron

Open the stasis pod! [The Predacons open the stasis pod] WHA...T? [There's nothing inside] It's empty! Where is the Maximal?

Tigatron

Right here. [The Predacons turn and see one of the tigers facing them] Tigatron - MAXIMIZE! [transforms and fires at Megatron]

Rattrap

Hoo-hoo! All right!

Cheetor

Let's do it!

Megatron

Beast mode! Retreat! RETREAT!

Cheetor

You were supposed to be his backup!

Dinobot

We were ambushed. And don't tell me my duties, furball, or you shall soon be occupying several recycling bins!

Cheetor

[Growls] Wanna try it now, lizard-lips?!

Rattrap

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, here! As much as I'd love to see the both of you scrap yourselves, save it for my birthday.

Dinobot

You... [coughs]... should have left me behind.

Rattrap

Hey pal! Optimus got left behind just to save your scaly skin! So don't spoil the sacrifice, capiche?

Megatron

Oh, but it is already spoiled! Yeeees.