Waspinator quotes from Beast Wars: Transformers

Waspinator

Waspinator not serve; Waspinator rules! [Waspinator carries Dinobot back to the Predacon base]

Megatron

Well, this is an interesting sight, yes... Optimus and the traitor Dinobot engaged in battle!

Scorponok

Who do you think's gonna win?

Waspinator

Ooooooh, Waspinator bet on Optimus!

Tarantulas

[snickers] The winner isn't what interests me.

Megatron

Nor me, noooo. How much more... preferable it would be if they both lost, yeeessss.

Scorponok

He's gone into the vents. You'd better report this to Megatron.

Waspinator

Me?! You're second-in-command!

Scorponok

So make it an order!

Megatron is scrap, yeesssss. I'm your leader now! Does anyone want to argue about it?!

Scorponok

No!

Waspinator

Not me!

Tarantulas

[Hesitates for a moment] No, no, no, no!

Good, then charge yourselves for battle. The Maximals will be the next to TASTE MY POWER!

Cheetor

Ultra bad.

Stop slobbering on me, Tarantulas!

Tarantulas

I am feasting!

Waspinator

[Pushing against Tarantulas] Give Waspinator more room! Tarantulas fat enough already!

Tarantulas

If Waspinator does not stop cuddling me like a stuffed toy when he sleeps, I'll eat him as well!

Waspinator

I'd like to see you try!

Tarantulas

Yes, I will!

YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK! I can't stand this any longer, Megatron! I... I'VE GOTTA GET OUT!

Scorponok

We wouldn't be here if you didn't trip over that spy cable.

Megatron

You are correct, Scorponok. But thanks to Terrosaur's no longer inadvertent discovery of our enemy spy camera, we were able to pull this little... deception. Yes...

Blackarachnia

But what if they detect us? Don't forget, my signature dampening device is only experimental.

Megatron

We only have to wait until they repair their ship, and then attack while their guard is down. With the Maximal ship in our possession, we will be able to recover the orbiting stasis pods containing Maximals "eager"... [evilly chuckle] to become Predacons. [Stomps over to Terrorsaur] SO NO ONE LEAVES!

Leaving? [Nervously chuckles] Who said anything about leaving?

Megatron

Good. Follow me.

Megatron

Quickly, damage report!

Waspinator

Moderate. Waspinator in pain, but still functional!

Megatron

Not you, imbecile, THE COMPUTER!

Waspinator

Ohhh... Waspinator has a headache in his whole body... oh...! [Megatron reattaches his head]

Blackarachnia

It was the only way. I had to play along with Starscream to find out his true intentions.

Megatron

You're smooth, Blackarachnia. Very smooth. It does not inspire confidence, no.

DO SOMETHING!

Waspinator

Terrorsaur has not given signal!

ATTACK, YOU IMBECILE!

Waspinator

Waszzpinator will engage enemy.

Megatron

So, back online, are we?

Waspinator

No thanks to Tarantulas! Waspinator find Spider-Bot and tear him a new waste disposal unit!

Megatron

I have no time for these petty squabbles now, no... Larger goals are at stake. Proceed at once to coordinates 6-5-9 and secure the area! I will follow shortly.

Waspinator

Not fair! Waspinator always gets slag assignments.

Megatron

May I remind Waspinator that the current ceasefire applies only in reference to Maximals!

Waspinator

[Gulp] ...Waspinator go?

Megatron

Brilliant! They're causing a chain reaction which will rip this planet to atoms and destroy all traces of them - simply to deal with us! What sheer ruthlessness. What disregard for sentient life!... I rather like these aliens.

Like them?! They're trying to destroy us!

Waspinator

Waspinator not want to be destroyed! Waspinator has plans!

Scorponok

Megatron will save us!

Megatron

I think not. I've reserved that task for Tarantulas.

Megatron

That meddling feline destroyed my machinery and improved himself in the process!

Waspinator

Mmm, improved." [Pointedly looks at Dinobot]

Waspinator

Waspinator to Megatron. Waspinator has... OW... female fleshy bot... OW... but there is problem...

Megatron

She'd better not be injured.

Waspinator

No, she injuring Waspinator... OW!

Megatron

Ahh, situation normal then. Yes.

Megatron

Waspinator will speak for the defense.

Waspinator

Ooh, Waspinator like defense. A little more defense and maybe Waspinator not get blown up all the time!

Inferno

There! That will be our new colony!

Quickstrike

Eww, I don't wanna move in there. It got all them hairy critters in it. Unless... unless you mean, we's gonna slag 'em! Oh, oh, please tell me that's what yer plannin'!

Inferno

The royalty demands a new colony, and we shall take it, by force.

Quickstrike

YA-HOO! Now yer talkin', haha! How's about it, bug boy? You ready to rip? Haha!

Waspinator

No.

Quickstrike

What?!

Inferno

But the royalty commands!

Waspinator

I said no! Dragon-Bot command you, Sub-Commander Kiss-Butt! Dragon-Bot not command Waspinator! Not any more! Waspinator sick of being evil. Sick of being Predacon! And, Waspinator especially sick of getting BLOWN TO SCRAP ALL THE TIME! Sooo, Waspinator QUIT! As of now, which means Ant-Bot and Two-Head can just pucker their mandibles and plant big, wet, juicy ones right here on Waspinator's BIG...FAT...STRIPY...!