Megatron quotes from Beast Wars: Transformers

Megatron

Across the galaxy, it has come to this, Optimus Primal. Face to face, tooth to claw, yeeeesssss. Have you anything to say?

Optimus Primal

I'd say that's just prime. LET'S DO IT!

Megatron

Admit defeat, Maximal! The Energon shall be ours!

Optimus Primal

Not if I can help it!

Optimus Primal

Surrender, Megatron! You're trapped!

Megatron

NO! You shall not defeat ME!

Optimus Primal

It is over, Megatron!

Megatron

It is NEVER over! NO...! [Default ransforms] For if I must die, I shall take you with me! [fires a missile at Optimus Primal]

BLAST those Maximals! They destroyed my power! But at least I got rid of Megatron.

Megatron

[emerges, fully repaired] Well, well. Look who's... BACK!

[Turns white as a ghost] ...help!

Rhinox

[At a console] Incoming stasis pod! Its orbit has decayed into the Northern sector!

Optimus Primal

Heads up, bots; get ready to move!

Rhinox

Impact in 5 seconds... 4... 3... 2... 1...

[At a console] IMPACT! It landed in Sector 6175885, a hundred clicks due north! Shall we go?

Megatron

No... not yet...

Megatron

Ah... Dinobot. You're back again? Yes...

Dinobot

Dinobot - MAXIMIZE! [transforms]

Megatron

Oh no, no, no. Calmness, calmness, please. I came only to talk, yeeesss. After all, you are alone and in command of the Maximal base. An excellent opportunity, is it not? You were a Predacon once. Become one again! Turn the base over to me and the Beast Wars will be over. We Predacons will rule the galaxy, and you shall be my second-in-command. What do you say, Slag?

Dinobot

[Chuckles evilly] EAT SLAG!!!

Megatron

The stasis pod is ours, Maximal! And I know your weaknesses, yeesss... [Megatron blasts an outcrop where two tigers are standing; the tigers plunge down to the ground and Megatron utters a sadistic laugh]

Rhinox

Let them go! They're not part of this!

Megatron

That's right, just innocent creatures. [Aims his blaster at the tigers] So surrender yourselves and this pod, or they shall be terminated!

Rattrap

You win, you depraved wad of stinkin' slag...!

Megatron

Open the stasis pod! [The Predacons open the stasis pod] WHA...T? [There's nothing inside] It's empty! Where is the Maximal?

Tigatron

Right here. [The Predacons turn and see one of the tigers facing them] Tigatron - MAXIMIZE! [transforms and fires at Megatron]

Rattrap

Hoo-hoo! All right!

Cheetor

Let's do it!

Megatron

Beast mode! Retreat! RETREAT!

Megatron

Tarantulas, have you identified a suitable life form?

Tarantulas

Yes, I have indeed. Heh heh.

Megatron

Then began scanning and replication.

Tarantulas

Hm, Lovely! Scanning, replication and programming complete. The new Predicon form is everything we could desire. Meet Blackarachnia!

Blackarachnia

[Raises her leg] Blackarachnia - TERRORIZE! [transforms]

Tarantulas

Oh, be still my spinnerets.

Megatron

What's that?

Scorponok

The space scanner. It's picking up some sort of craft. It will be over the planet in ten cycles.

Cheetor

The probe!

Megatron

[Interestedly] Probe? [Turning to the Predacons] Prepare for full scale assault! The array must be destroyed immediately! Tarantulas, bring the transformation lock lens.

Cheetor

[Heavily sighs] Me and my big mouth.

Stop slobbering on me, Tarantulas!

Tarantulas

I am feasting!

Waspinator

[Pushing against Tarantulas] Give Waspinator more room! Tarantulas fat enough already!

Tarantulas

If Waspinator does not stop cuddling me like a stuffed toy when he sleeps, I'll eat him as well!

Waspinator

I'd like to see you try!

Tarantulas

Yes, I will!

YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK! I can't stand this any longer, Megatron! I... I'VE GOTTA GET OUT!

Scorponok

We wouldn't be here if you didn't trip over that spy cable.

Megatron

You are correct, Scorponok. But thanks to Terrosaur's no longer inadvertent discovery of our enemy spy camera, we were able to pull this little... deception. Yes...

Blackarachnia

But what if they detect us? Don't forget, my signature dampening device is only experimental.

Megatron

We only have to wait until they repair their ship, and then attack while their guard is down. With the Maximal ship in our possession, we will be able to recover the orbiting stasis pods containing Maximals "eager"... [evilly chuckle] to become Predacons. [Stomps over to Terrorsaur] SO NO ONE LEAVES!

Leaving? [Nervously chuckles] Who said anything about leaving?

Megatron

Good. Follow me.

Dinobot

You... [coughs]... should have left me behind.

Rattrap

Hey pal! Optimus got left behind just to save your scaly skin! So don't spoil the sacrifice, capiche?

Megatron

Oh, but it is already spoiled! Yeeees.

Rhinox

Well, what do ya know? I win.

Rhinox

Reprogramming me was the worst mistake you ever made, cause now that I'm a Predacon, I'm just a little too crafty for you!

Megatron

Yes... I see this now.

Rhinox

It's called irony, sport. I take over, and you head straight for the recycling bin, yeessss.

Megatron

So it would seem. And even now, Rhinox, you're teaching me a valuable lesson...

Rhinox

Yeah? What's that?

Megatron

Sometimes Predacons gloat too much! [Shoots one of the transmuter's buttons, causing it to reprogram Rhinox back to Maximal form]

Rhinox

[Bewildered] What happened?

Megatron

It's the Maximal! [Shoots Rhinox] Do you thought you'd outwit me?!

Megatron

Quickly, damage report!

Waspinator

Moderate. Waspinator in pain, but still functional!

Megatron

Not you, imbecile, THE COMPUTER!