Bear in the Big Blue House · Season 1
[shocked] You took one of my cheeses from the cheese drawer? But I was going to make a two cheese cheesecake, Bear!
I'm sorry. Don't you have enough?
No, Bear! No, I don't have 'em. Look, look, I had two cheeses.. If you took one of those cheeses away, I only have... one cheese left! And, that's what I needed to make my two cheese cheesecake.
We-that's how many cheeses I need to make my two-cheese cheesecake. Hey, I got, it, Bear, I got it! Numbers! Cheese and Numbers! [opens his mouth wide, but the cheese and numbers disappear] Hey, where'd it go. What th-? Hey, you know what, Bear? I think I'm going to go to the kitchen. All this talk has really made me hungry.
[fairy dust opens on a blank background while Shadow describes as black numbers appear]
One, two, buckle my shoe. "How to Buckle a Shoe". [he follows the instructions] First, grasp both parts of the buckle firmly then push them together until they click. [connects the buckles] When you hear them click, you've done the trick! Three, four, shut the door. [the door closes on him] "How to Shut a Door". [shows the boy approaching the door] First, the door must be open. [the door opens, makes raspberry sound] Grasp the doorknob firmly and push the door shut.
But, gee; what'll I do if the door opens the other way? [shudders]
Just pull the door towards you to shut it! [the door closes on him again]
Gee, thanks, Mr.!
Five, six, pick up sticks. First, approach the sticks. Next, bend at the knees. Grasp the sticks firmly, straighten the knees.
I can pick up sticks! Hooray!
Seven, eight, lay them straight. Nine, ten, do it again. Remember, practice makes perfect.
[confused about the item thrown out of the garbage] Hey, didn't I just throw this out?
[segment opens on a silhouette hand assembling the picture of a house and some cactuses with a crescent moon]
♪ Oh, give me a home ♪
Here you go!
♪ Where the buffalo roam ♪
[sing-songy] Roaming, roaming, roaming...
♪ When the deer and the antelope play ♪
Got any jacks?
Go fish!
Huh.
♪ Where seldom is heard ♪ [a silhouette man puts one hand beside his ear]
♪ A discouraging word ♪ [cues a cowboy using a hammer to plant some nails on the roof]
[Suddenly, the cowboy hits his thumb with a hammer by accident.]
[panicked] Ow! Thumb busted! Owwwww!
Don't be discouraged.
♪ And the skies are not cloudy all day ♪
[Suddenly, two clouds roll in. Lightning flashes.]
Looks like we gotta play inside today! Eeyup!
[watches Treelo fly out the window] Good news travels fast!
[hears drumroll sounds] This should be interesting. [watches Pop go down the drain with Pip]
[fairy dust opens on a drawing of circles with faces that look like people on a baseball field as a man in a fedora hat appears]
Good afternoon, sports fans! Welcome to the Candlestick Jumping Finals! Let's go down to the field!
[a silhouette man appears holding a retro microphone and approaches the candlestick]
Thank you, Fred. Here is a candle that is exactly 24 inches high with a very, hot flame. Don't try this at home. Okay, back to you.
[focusing his retro microphone] Now here's Jack [a teenage boy appears] the world record holder Jack Be Nimble.
[Jack works on push-ups with his spiked shoes.]
Jack be quick.
[Jack runs three times and takes deep breaths.]
[drumroll plays] Here's the approach. He's up! He's over! Jack jumped over the candlestick! [the background jumps up and down] And the crowd goes wild!
[segment opens on Earth and the rocket]
♪ If all the world were apple pie ♪
Uh, Houston? We got apple pie!
♪ And all the seas were ink ♪
[a silhouette paintbrush paints the background blue and the ship appears blowing its horn]
♪ And all the trees were bread and cheese ♪
Whew, Limburger!
♪ Then what shall we have to drink? It's enough to make an old man scratch his head and think! ♪
[a silhouette bottle appears, labeling it "Ink" as the picture of the sea dries]
Ew, you can't drink the ink! [disgusted] Can eat the trees, though. [eats the bread and the cheese] And the ground, too! [he eats the entire surface]
Uh, Houston? We need whipped cream!
[whispers softly] Don't give it away, okay?
[segment opens on two clouds and some water]
♪ Far from home across the sea to foreign parts I go ♪
♪ When I am gone, O think of me and I'll remember you ♪
♪ Remember me when far away whether asleep or awake ♪
♪ Remember me on your wedding day ♪
Nice dress!
♪ And sent me a piece of your cake ♪
Special delivery!
Oh, a piece of my delicious wedding cake! Must've been a lovely wedding!
[nodding]
Hey. [notices the green envelope] Wait a second. This letter is not for me. It's from Old Doc Hogg! This letter's for doc Hogg! The mail carrier must have delivered it to the Big Blue House by mistake!
Is this Old Bullfrog?
[confused] Who's calling? This isn't Old Doc Hogg. Why, no. Kinda sounds similar, though.
[fairy dust opens on a tree with a picket fence as the woman in a cane appears]
♪ Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep ♪
I lost my sheep!
Baa!
♪ And can't tell where to find them ♪
I can't find them!
Baa! We're over here!
[to telephone] Hello? Lost Sheep Headline, I lost my sheep!
Leave them alone and they'll come home wagging their tails behind them!
♪ Little Bo Peep fell fast asleep ♪ [Bo Peep yawns and starts snoring] ♪ And dreamt she heard them bleating ♪ [sheep bleats in thinking cloud] ♪ But when she awoke, it was all a joke but they were still-a bleating! ♪
I dreamt I heard bleating.
Baa!
♪ Then she took up her little crook ♪ [A man with a ski mask and coonskin hat appears]
Hiya!
[clears throat, tries singing again] ♪ Then she took up her little crook ♪
Oh, that crook! Sorry.
♪ And found that she will find them ♪
I will find them!
♪ What was a joy to see them there wagging their tails behind them ♪
I won't make that mistake again. Next time, I'll know just where to find them.
[cuts to a background with the word "Disco" written]
Baa-baa-baa-baa-baa, baa! [repeats]
Yeah! Oh yeah!
Well, see you later Luna! [he tries to leave]
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