Me, I'm just a Bear who likes to play checkers. [he thinks for a person who plays checkers] I wonder who else would like to play a game?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[seeing the floatie in the kitchen sink] Well, I guess a sink makes a mighty fine swimming pool for a mouse.
[segment opens on an oak tree, tiny blades of grass with a flower planted on it]
♪ Oh, Jack ♪
JJack
I'm Jack!
♪ And Jill ♪
JJill
I'm Jill!
♪ Went up the hill ♪
JJack
Okay.
JJill
Let's go!
[they pass through some trees]
JJack
Nice tree.
JJill
Nice tree.
♪ To fetch a pail of water ♪
JJack
Oh, that's what the bucket is for! Nice goat.
JJill
Yeah nice goat.
GGoat
Baa!
[Jack & Jill walk past underneath Saturn. They were exhausted.]
JJill
Jack, how much further is this well?
[Before Jack can exceed, they continue to walk on.]
JJack
Who's that?
JJill
I don't know.
JJack
Well, we made it. There's the well!
JJill
Good thing. I'm very thirsty.
♪ Jack fell down and broke his crown ♪
JJack
My, what? I... whoa!
♪ And Jill came tumbling after ♪ [Jill jumps and falls]
JJack
Och och och!
JJill
Ouch ouch ouch!
JJack
Och och och!
JJill
Ouch ouch ouch!
GGoat
Baa!
JJack
Och och och!
JJill
Ouch ouch ouch!
JJack
Nice tree. Och och och!
JJill
Ouch ouch ouch!
JJack
Wow, that was really cool!
JJill
Yeah, let's do it again!
[looks at the visitation date on Grandma Flutter's letter] Oh, my. Oh, my, my, my, my, my.
What? What's wrong, Bear?
Nothing. Nothing is wrong, Tutter. No. It just says that your grandma should be coming here... today.
[segment opens on a mouse dressed up as a sports boy next to a grandfather clock]
♪ Hickory Dickory Dock ♪
MMouse
I'm the world's fastest mouse and I'm going to break the record for a clock-running lift!
♪ The mouse ran up the clock ♪ [a mouse moves from chain to chain]
♪ The clock stroke one ♪ [a hammer hits the bell, causing the mouse to shiver and shake]
♪ The mouse fell down ♪
MMouse
[faints, falls] Whoa!
♪ Hickory Dickory Dock ♪
MMouse
[pants] Hooray! I did it! Let's do it again!
OOjo
[freaked out] I was out at the pond and-and-and the-the ducks, and I went... then they weren't there... and then the robins, and they weren't there either and... and...
[the word "Winter" appears below] Yeah, isn't winter great? And there's so many great things about the winter. Like for instance... Icicles! [cartoon icicles appear in front of him] And snowmen! [cartoon snowmen appear also] And, snowballs! [some cartoon snowballs appear] Yeah, isn't winter great? And there's so much to do!
You call that a yawn? More like an earthquake if you ask me!
[sleep talk] One trout. [an animated fish appears, jumping over him with water ripples] Two trout...three trout...four trout...five trout. It's not working.
[segment opens on a baby in a cradle on top of a tree]
♪ Rock-a-bye baby ♪ [baby cries]
♪ In a tree top when the wind blows ♪ [gust of wind sounds are heard]
♪ The cradle will rock ♪ [cradle squeaks]
♪ When the bough breaks ♪
[Suddenly, the branch starts to snap. The baby cries more and forms a parachute.]
♪ The cradle will fall ♪
♪ And down will come, baby ♪
♪ Cradle and all ♪
BBaby
It's a good thing I had a parachute! [laughs]
[a stop at the cupboards] Up here? No. Here? Nada. Down here? Nope.
[segment opens on a man planting some nails attached to railroad tracks with a sledgehammer]
♪ I've been working on the railroad ♪
CSCow Skull
[impersonating Shadow's singing voice] ♪ All the livelong day ♪
♪ I've been working on the railroad ♪
TTrain
[impersonating Shadow's singing voice as well] ♪ Just to pass the time away ♪
WWorker
Whew, what a way to pass the time!
♪ Don't you hear the whistle blow ♪ [a whistle toots]
♪ Rise up so early in the morn ♪
Good morning!
♪ Don't you hear the captain shouting ♪
CCaptain
Hey Dinah, blow your horn!
DRDinah the Rhinoceros
Ooh! Did somebody say "horn"?
♪ Dinah, won't you blow ♪ (2x)
♪ Dinah, won't you blow your horn ♪
♪ Dinah, won't you blow ♪ (2x)
♪ Dinah, won't you blow your horn ♪
DRDinah the Rhinoceros
[scats] Yeah!
♪ Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah ♪
WWorker
Somebody's in the kitchen!
♪ Someone's in the kitchen, I know ♪
WWorker
Never heard of her!
♪ Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah ♪
WWorker
I give up!
♪ Strummin' on the old banjo ♪
WWorker
Is there a banjo player?
WWhistle
[impersonating Shadow's singing voice] ♪ Fee, fie, fiddle E-I-O ♪
TTrain
[impersonating Shadow's singing voice] ♪ Fee, fie, fiddle E-I-O-O-O ♪
CSCow Skull
[impersonating Shadow's singing voice as well] ♪ Fee, fie, fiddle E-I-O ♪
♪ Strummin' on the old banjo ♪
CCaptain
Hey everybody, back to work!
[to bucket] Hello, in there. [echoes]
[fairy dust opens on a man and a woman in a blank background]
MMan
[impersonating Shadow's singing voice] ♪ Do you know the Muffin Man? ♪
♪ The Muffin Man, the Muffin Man ♪
♪ Do you know the Muffin Man who lives on Gingerbread Lane? ♪
[cues on a village]
AAnnouncer
It's Muffin Man, super delicious tasty treat!
[cues on some recipes]
AAnnouncer
Made with flour, milk, sugar and eggs! And it baked an oven in 350 degrees until he became Muffin Man!
[cues a muffin with a face and some strong arms]
AAnnouncer
Muffin Man, able to sit tastily upon your plate! Muffin Man, able to fly with a little help into your mouth! It's Muffin Man!
MMan
[impersonating Shadow's singing voice] ♪ So do you know the Muffin Man? ♪
♪ The Muffin Man, the Muffin Man ♪
♪ Do you know the Muffin Man who lives on Gingerbread Lane? ♪
WWoman
[impersonating Shadow's singing voice as well] ♪ Yes, I know the Muffin Man ♪
♪ The Muffin Man, the Muffin Man ♪
♪ Yes, I know the Muffin Man who lives on Gingerbread Lane ♪ [a muffin appears in front of them] And there he is!
MMan
My hero!
WWoman
Mine, too.
MMMuffin Man
I'm so tasty!
[shocked, sees the bedroom in a complete mess] What happened? This whole room was clean a minute ago!
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