TV QuotesDatabase
SEASON 1

Bear in the Big Blue House · Season 1

Bear in the Big Blue House Season 1 quotes

284 quotes · page 11 of 19

S1 E15Unfinished Business

[Inside, Tutter has broken the skunk clock]

(laughs)

[bear comes in] shamma lamma shooby dobby doo wop bop 4x [bear dances to Tutter]

Okay Tutter I'm back! How's it go--- [bear stops dancing to see the skunk clock broken by Tutter] ing?

oh! Ha ha! It's going great bear! Just great! I took a good look at this skunk clock just like you said (chuckles)

I see... [Bear looks at the audience]

Yeah

My skunk clock

and I am happy to report bear, that your right! It is a clock! In fact bear [tutter looks at clock then back to bear] It is a clock by the shape of a skunk! How bout that?

(sadly) well that's great news Tutter

yeah. Now I see how silly it was to be afraid of it (laughter) I laugh, I laugh at this clock that looks like a skunk (laughter again) (chuckles)

well, that's... That's great Tutter

Yeah so... So go ahead Bear

Just hang it up on the wall there!

It makes a wonderful addition to your kitchen (chuckles) as for me

(yawns) I'm going to finish my nap now, but I just want you to know that I feel so much better bear. Much better! (Chuckles) well goodbye bear [Tutter leaves]

Okay... Umm [Bear moves to let Tutter through] Oh... Uhh

excuse me (chuckles)

see ya later! [Bear looks at his broken clock] Well umm, I'm glad Tutter feels better [bear touches his broken skunk clock] So uhh... Before I hang this up, I should probably put it all back together again [bear touches a long cable connecting to his broken skunk clock] [he pulls it] I wonder where this piece goes? (the cable boings) [bear is surprised for a sec] (sigh)

[as the word "Lost" appears alongside the duck; Harry] You know, lots of things get lost. Like, um... you could lose a mitten. [an animated pair of mittens appears, the other mitten slips off] Or you could lose your favorite toy. [an animated train appears in front of him and Harry]

Oh, yeah. [the train chuffs away] Uh, like once, I lost my very best marble but I found it later.

[to Bear about Harry] I don't know if you know this, but there's a duck over there and... and he's eating all our sandwiches!

Oh, yeah; I know. That's Harry.

Hairy? No, I wouldn't say hairy, Bear. Feathery, definitely, but not hairy.

Listen, have you seen a family of ducks in the area?

LLois

Trucks in the area? No, no. I-I haven't heard about any trucks, Bear. However, interestingly enough, I did see some ducks not ten minutes ago.

Ducks? That's great! You see, it's ducks that I'm looking for!

[fairy dust opens on some tall blades of grass with a barn]

RRooster

[impersonating Shadow's voice] ♪ Cock a doodle doo! My dame has lost her shoe! ♪

DDame

High kicks, some high kicks... [suddenly, the shoe flies off her heel] Uh-oh! Oh, I need to paint my nail.

[cues on a silhouette man with a large hat playing the violin]

♪ My master's lost his fiddlestick ♪

MMaster

[fiddlestick flees] Oh, fiddlesticks!

♪ And doesn't know what to do ♪

MMaster

The third time this week! Whew!

RRooster

♪ Cock a doodle doo! What's my dame to do? ♪

DDame

Hmmm, a bare foot.

Nope. This is a bare foot! Love your toenail polish!

♪ Until Master finds his fiddlestick ♪

MMaster

Here, fiddlestick! Here, fiddlestick! Oh, there's the stick--nope. That's just a stick. Here, fiddlestick!

♪ She'll dance without her shoe ♪ [close up view of silhouette feet, her right foot touches the grass as they hear the dame's pain]

RRooster

♪ Cock a doodle doo! ♪

That's one crazy story! [chuckles]

I'm making my annual batch for everybody in Woodland Valley. That's why I have so much dough! Now, I'll just open the oven and pop them in. And now it's time to set the timer. When the timer goes "ding!", that means the cookies will be done. Everybody loves my oatmeal raisin and honey cookies. [whispers softly] Including me!

Let's see how those cookies are doing. [he opens the oven, and sniffs]

[segment opens on a bedroom; the wolf is in bed and the girl walks in]

RRRed Riding Hood

[humming] Hi!

GWGranny Wolf

Well hello there. I mean [female voice] Hello, Little Red Riding Hood.

RRRed Riding Hood

My! What a big nose you have!

GWGranny Wolf

The better to, I mean [female voice] The better to smell you with, my dear. [sniffs, back to man voice] Whoa! You eating garlic?

RRRed Riding Hood

My, what big eyes and ears you have!

GWGranny Wolf

Well, the better to see and hear you with, my dear.

RRRed Riding Hood

My, what big hands you have!

GWGranny Wolf

The better to touch you with, my dear.

RRRed Riding Hood

My! What big teeth you have!

GWGranny Wolf

Oh, I've been waiting for this one. [female voice] The better to...

RRRed Riding Hood

[interrupts the Wolf] Hold it right there!

GWGranny Wolf

What?

RRRed Riding Hood

Stick out your tongue. [the wolf releases his tongue and flute music plays] Everything looks okay. Alright, Dr. Granny! The patient is ready!

GDr. Granny

Thank you, Red. You're a very big help. Well, Mr. Wolf, it looks like you're going to be just fine.

GWGranny Wolf

Oh, thanks Doc. What a relief! I guess I'd cut out the girl scout...cookies, that is. [laughs evilly]

[seeing some bushes in the living room] I've never noticed bushes in my living room before! Have you?

Did you know what first letter "Halloween" is? [the H flashes in white] Did you say "H"? That's right! "Halloween". Halloween is a wonderful holiday in the fall when people dress up in costumes! And you could dress up to be anything you want! Like, you could be a character from your favorite story... like, Peter Pan [releases a small fairy] or Tinker Bell. [waves his hand around] You could even dress up to be something spooky. Like a ghost! [an animated ghost appears in front of him, then pops] Boo! It's just me. And then you get to trick or treating. You know what that is, right? Oh. Well, you go around the neighborhood, you knock on doors, and you say "Trick or Treat!" and then all your friends and neighbors give you things like apples, or popcorn or candy! [some candy, popcorn or apples appear in front of him] Halloween. You can be something silly or spooky or scary because underneath it's still you.

[segment opens on a silhouette girl in a grayscale background with an extinct tree next to her]

♪ What do shadows do on Halloween? ♪

♪ First, we wash ourselves squeaky clean ♪

♪ And float gently about to dry ♪

♪ You won't see us because we're shy ♪

♪ Then we sit by moonlight in the trees ♪

♪ Whisper secrets with the leaves ♪

♪ Hide in a dark corner and giggle ♪ [a figure chuckles beside the walls]

♪ Under a street lamp merrily wiggle ♪

♪ Tiptoe lightly upon the fog ♪

♪ Sing woefully with a frog ♪ [frog croaks, human mimics croaking, frog croaks again and human croaks as well]

♪ Jump through Jack-O-Lantern light ♪

♪ Scarecrow stories by a bonfire bright ♪

SScarecrow

There once was a scarecrow who was the greatest scarecrow of all time.

♪ But a favorite Halloween thing to do ♪

♪ Is to go trick-or-treating with you ♪

GIGirl in Witch Costume

Trick or treat! Give us something to eat!

Well, as I was saying, today is Ojo's birthday! And we have a lot of things planned for her, including a party! She knows all about it! Except [looks around, whispers softly] she doesn't know that Ursa is coming to the party.

[segment opens on a shoe store]

♪ All around the Cobbler's Bench, the monkey ♪

[a monkey makes noises in front of a table]

♪ Chased the weasel ♪ [the weasel surprises the monkey and chases after it]

♪ The monkey thought he had all the fun ♪

[a monkey chases the weasel in front of a table]

♪ Pop goes the weasel ♪ [the monkey jumps off and the weasel jumps, runs off]

You could have brown hair, and like candy. [some animated candy showed up] Or, you can have red hair and love liver! [an animated liver appears, which shapes like bacon] You could be covered with orangy-brown fur and love triple berry pie! [an animated pie appears next to him] Pie.

[segment opens on a silhouette cattail and some grass]

♪ There once was an ugly duckling ♪

♪ Which the other ducks did shun ♪

♪ And behind her back, they made lots of fun ♪ [two ducks quack in front of her]

[Suddenly, the duckling starts crying. Drops appear from the duckling's eye.]

♪ Seasons passed ♪ [duckling shivers in front of a snowman]

♪ Then once sprang dawn ♪ [the snail from "Love is All You Need" appears, bouncing]

♪ The ugly duckling has changed into a lovely swan ♪

♪ There was another ugly duckling ♪ [male duckling quacks]

♪ Who did not change as he got older ♪ [adult duck quacks]

He didn't care because...

DDuck

The beauty is in the eye of the beholder! And boy, am I one good looking duck! Quack, quack, quack, quack... [exits the scene, holding the mirror]

These quotes come from Wikiquote's Bear in the Big Blue House pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.