Batman and Boy Wonder? Are your blindfolds in place? Very well, then. Ask yourselves, "What is wrong with this sentence?" "He who laughs last laughs good!" [laughs]
[Batman turns off the television.]
Holy grammar! Is that all?
He who laughs last laughs best, not good! Best! Best! Best!
Do you suppose "blindfold" might have something to do with it?
If I may venture an opinion, sir, I think Master Dick may have put his finger on it.
Blindfold?
No, sir. Grammar. The sentence was gramatically incorrect. One does not laugh good, sir. One laughs well.
Why, that's it, Alfred! Laughs well! Laughwell! Professor James J. Laughwell!
Holy safari! The one that just got back from Africa, with a collection of rare masks and objects of art!
That's where the blindfold part would come in, sir.
And they're being stored at the Lasts Longer Warehouse! To the Batmobile!
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