TV show quotes
Batman, you saved my life!
It was the least I could do.
How can I ever combat you again after all you've done for me?
Let's hope it never comes to that, Catwoman, because, in the end, veracity and rectitude always triumph.
Batman...are you spoken for?
Huh?
Married, engaged, or going steady?
My crime fighting leaves me little time for social engagements.
Boy...have I got a girl for you!
[strums his lyre and sings, to the tune of "Rock-A-Bye Baby"] Batman and Robin, rotate and revolve.
As the heat grows, your bodies dissolve.
When it's still hotter, then you will melt.
Nothing left but your utility belt.
[as he and Batman are spun around on the rotating spit] Is this it, Batman? Is this the end??
If it is...let's not lose our dignity!
[strumming his lyre again, to the tune of "Rock-A-Bye Baby"]
Batman and Robin, rotate and revolve.
As the heat mounts, you'll lose all resolve.
In a few minutes, we will be prepared
to leave you here cooking and exit this lair.
But what is it?
Saribus Sacer. A species of ancient Egyptian beetle, sacred to the Sun God, Hymeopolos. And from which the term scarab is derived. But, you should know that, Robin, if you are up on your studies of Egyptology.
You're right.
I know. Hieroglyphics self-taught are a chore, Robin; but, it is a surefire way to unravel the secrets of the ancient mystics.
Experience teaches slowly, Robin. And at a cost of many mistakes.
[Chief O'Hara leads away King Tut, who is back in his persona of Professor McElroy]
I'm a professor at Yale! You can't-! The PTA shall hear of this!....
Ma Parker's girl is more dangerous than her three boys.
Her legs sort of reminded me of Catwoman's.
You're growing up, Robin. Remember, in crime-fighting always keep your sights raised.
Gosh Bruce, Greek is still Greek to me.
It's Greek to a lot of Greeks too. It's one of the world's oldest, most important, most beautiful languages.
It may be, Aunt Harriet, but can't we take a breather and work out in the gym for a while?
But the mind needs exercise too, Dick.
Well, my mind is getting muscle-bound.
Ahhh, there is an old saying, Dick. A sound mind and a sound body. A worthy goal.
Some people kill time, but this time, time is going to kill you!
I AM a little hungry.
Of course, Robin. Even crime-fighters must eat. And especially you. You're a growing boy and you need your nutrition.
You've done what nobody else could have done. You've finished off Batman and Robin. [followed by applause]
Thank you. I deserve it, of course, but I thank you.
No! It can't be true! You're dead! You have to be dead!
Maybe we're living on borrowed time!
But now, it's round-up time!
We better hurry, Batman.
Not too fast, Robin. In good bat-climbing, as in good driving, one must never sacrifice safety for speed.
Right again, Batman.
Woe is me. My criminal career is now eggstinct!
Foolish, evil man!
You're going to go where all the broken eggshells end up: in the garbage!
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