Batman: The Brave and the Bold · Season 1
And let's see, what else? There's snazzy costumes, protecting the innocent, beating up villains. Getting your picture in the news. Did I mention snazzy costumes?
You don't get it, Aquaman. Being a research scientist makes me happy. I like math. I'd rather solve equations than get out of death traps. Are you even listening?!?
No. I stopped once you started babbling on about math.
Yes, if each of us takes of a different hero, it's a whole new game. Advantage: us.
Dibs on the swimsuit model!
A mere mortal for a change. But that leaves Cheetah with...
The Man of Steel? Ha! Steel or flesh, no man can resist the claws of this cat.
The Joker!
Well, it ain't Helen of Troy! [laughs]
No man sets foot on Paradise Island, let alone an insane psychopath.
I am what I am, Wonder Wench. And you're about to be ancient history!
Attention, all sentient beings in the known galaxy. It is I, Lex Luthor.
And I, the Cheetah, in the adorable fur.
And last but never least, me, the Mountebank of Menace, the Lord of Laughs, the Clown Prince... (Lex knocks him down)
Joker.
[after receiving Jace's message about the Creature King] Ah, Jan and Jace. Always getting into mischief, Batman.
It's the same with my young ward, Space Ghost.
Looks like Creature King got his just desserts.
Actually, he'll probably be dessert.
Well, last thing we need is to have Batman swoop in and save our butts again.
This can't help but remind me of the time Batman and I were trapped together in an adventure I call "The Sea Caves of Doom!" It was...
Yeah, I remember the first time I worked with Bats. Years ago, when he was still in his nocturnal loner phase.
I was in the middle of a story.
So anyway...
The Hammers of Justice will always pound straight the bent nails of evil.
Saving the youth of the world one public service announcement at a time.
I didn't think it was possible, but he's worse than Booster Gold.
Since he arrived, he's proven arrogant, self-serving, and cocky.
Sounds like the JLI's newest member is going to fit right in.
Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Ross. But I've got a few punchlines of my own I'd like to try out. Penguin, they should call you The Nail, because you're always getting pounded by the Hammers of Justice. I try not to hit your good side, Two-Face, but you don't have one. Riddler, the answer to all your riddles is this. (punches him)
I see I missed quite the party.
Yes, my little soiree was just the thing they needed. It seems different generations can bond over a common desire.
Justice?
Pie.
Energy rod, huh? Let me guess - you used it to hijack the frequency of the zeta beam, hoping to use it to teleport that negaton bomb to Rann.
Indeed. And after the bomb vaporizes all sentient life on the planet, I'll control the zeta beam and begin my conquest of every planet in the galaxy!
You picked the wrong day to take over the universe. I have a date with Alanna.
After our last run-in, I returned to the future to figure out why I failed to defeat an unevolved primitive such as yourself. Do you know what I discovered?
That you're a terrible villain?
Temporal paradoxes! You're a part of my history, therefore I can not defeat you without changing the timeline. But in my research I found something that may be of interest to you. (materializes newspaper) Notice the date? It's today. I may not be able to kill you, but I can watch someone else succeed what I have failed. The article mentions a Mirror Master...
So I take it you're not actually dead? Mind if I ask why not?
Thanks to this. I used Mirror Master's gizmo and let him destroy the duplicate while I stayed out of sight.
So the newspaper was always wrong.
Like Granny Flash always says, don't believe everything you read.
When army intelligence sees proof these dinosaurs exist, they'll make those lizards the greatest war weapons since--
(Patchwork snatches his camera and throws it into the sea)
Lucky, no! What's the idea?!
You made us monsters, Shrieve. Made us fight your stinking war. That's something we can understand.
But those dinosaurs are simple creatures, living the only life they know. We'd like to keep it that way.
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