Batman: The Brave and the Bold quotes

Dr. Sivana

Another flawlessly executed heist, tanks to the superior intellect of me, Dr. Sivana!

Batman

And another ten years behind bars, you fiendish physicist.

Dr. Sivana

Batboob. Have a face full of science, you big lummox!

Recess is over, you mean old meanie. You've just earned yourself five to ten minutes of hard time, in the corner of the room.

Dr. Sivana

Batboob, you're half the man you used to be.

He may be small, but ours is a heroic bond that can't be broken.

Yeah! BFFs forever! Except for her. She has cooties.

Hmmph.

[in his new giant "Hyperfly" form] The worm, as they say, has turned! [laughs]

You better stop or I'm gonna get you, you slimy old... thing!

Ah, the once mighty Batman. I suggest you scurry home before you catch a spanking.

So you was behind it all along! You squirmed into the Marvels' brains and made 'em fight. Bad caterpillar! BAD!

Yes, well, as much as I hate to pull myself away from this scintillating battle of wits, I do have a universe to conquer.

Batman

Fisherman, you're a fool if you think you can stop my master plan.

We'll see about that.

Batman

I'm going to turn you into a Fillet-O-Fisherman!

Weeper, you just don't have the moxie to stand up against the ballistic force of justice.

Martian Manhunter

And what's bothering you, Booster?

Booster Gold

For your information, I had to send Skeets to cancel my much-anticipated appearance on The Jack Ryder Show tonight. Who's gonna push my brand-new line of Booster Gold menswear. Now you could definitely use a hipper look. Here's a coupon for 15% off at all participating stores.

Martian Manhunter

Thank you, but I'll pass.

Fifteen percent off, you say? By Poseidon, those savings are outrageous!

Fire

You have got a crush on who?

Ice

Aquaman. That hunk is global warming to my heart's polar ice caps.

Fire

First of all, Tora, he smells like the Fulton Fish Market.

Ice

I love that smell, too.

Green Arrow

How does he always seem to take out more bad guys than us?

How does he do it without any powers?

Easy--he's Batman. That's how. Huzzah!

Batman

This caravan of chaos is making an unexpected stop. At Arkham Asylum.

Joker

Batsy! It's really you! Nice entrance, but you're plumb out of time.

Batman

There's always time for justice.

Have to say, being a secret agent is a cinch when you have a super-powered girlfriend.

Batman

I wouldn't know.

As a Green Lantern, I face some of the nastiest villains in the galaxy. Then I met Star Sapphire. She was different. Easy on the eyes. And we actually had a lot in common. She was a humble Earthling who encountered some otherworldly beings. The Zamorans. They chose her to be a host body for their queen. I can't say I blame them. They even gave her a ring. But it came with a hitch. Once that ring slid onto her finger, she was a changed woman. She became a being of pure evil, bent on the conquest of Earth. I never had any problems with ladies before, but like I said, this one is different.

Huh?

Aw, help.

Mister Mxyzptlk!

Superman! And Batman! Hu-hu! What fun!

Batman

And I thought Bat-Mite was a weird one.

Don't worry, I just need to trick him into saying his name backwards.

Argh! Hmm.

Knock, knock.

A joke? I love jokes! Who's there?

Kltpzyxm.

Kltpzyxm who? Aw, nuts! [disappears]

Batman

Are you just going to watch, or could I get a little help here, Creeper?

You got it, pal. Batman, Batman, Batman, he's our man! If that really totally disgusting freakishly deformed abomination can't beat him, no one can! Yay, Batman!

Batman

Not what I had in mind. Let's go.

Oh, I'd love to. But I've got group therapy in fifteen minutes. And the other psychotics just hate it when I'm late.

Time isn't linear. It's simultaneous. Events in the future create the present as much as events in the past do.

Fire

Ah, now I've really got a headache.

Ice

Not me.

I'm sorry, but you look ridiculous. For goodness sake, man, put on a cape. Show some effort!

I am not wearing my costume. Because one, I'm not a superhero anymore. And two, I like pockets.

Ummm, pockets. Yes...