If ever someone led a worry-free life, it's you, Bruce Wayne.
S1 E65The Worry Men
Tell me, Alfred: what's an ancient Mayan witch doctor doing on a Gotham skyscraper?
This isn't one of those Riddler questions, is it?
No, but it's just as confusing.
[As Batman attempts to escape from his guillotine]
Oh, you're a clever one! But I will not be denied! As the great Lewis Carroll said: "One, two, one, two, and through and through the vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head, he went galumphing back!"
[Freed from his mind control, the Mad Hatter's jaguar gang turn on him]
Stop!
SShaman
Yes, stop. Leave him to the police.
Thank you. Thank you, you generous, forgiving, [draws a gun from his hat] noble fool!
I must say, after all the Hatter put him through, that fellow showed remarkable restraint.
When everything was said and done, all the shaman really wanted was to go home. In fact, I hear he even sent the Hatter a farewell gift.
[The Hatter is seen tossing and turning in bed in Arkham]
Something to ensure that Jervis Tetch only dreams of a good honest life from now on.
[A Batman doll is revealed from under the Hatter's pillow]
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