Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy in “Harley and Ivy”

Harley Quinn

I hate shots! I hate shots!

Poison Ivy

Now, now. You're not immune to poison like I am, and you won't last ten minutes here in Toxic Acres without my antidote. [gives the injection]

Harley Quinn

Oooh! Whew, you'd think after livin' with Mr. J, I'd be used to a little pain.

Poison Ivy

Why do you put up with that clown?

Harley Quinn

Don't get me wrong. My puddin's a little rough sometimes, but he loves me, really.

Poison Ivy

[sarcastically] Sure he does. You're just one big, forgiving doormat, aren't you?

Harley Quinn

I am NOT a doormat! ...Am I?

Poison Ivy

If you had a middle name, it would be Welcome. But cheer up, kid. You just need some lessons in good old female self-esteem. In other words, let's play with the boys on our terms.