Joker and Charlie in “Joker's Favor”

Joker

[tosses two pennies on the ground] There's your two cents. Now, what are you going to do to me?

Charlie

Listen.... I... O'm sorry, really! I.... I had a bad day. Boss turned down my raise, and...

Joker

Now look, my rude friend! We can't have people cursing at each other on the freeway. It's simply not polite! [jumps down and grabs him] I'm just going to have to teach you some manners. [reaches into his coat]

Charlie

Please don't! I have a family, a wife, a little boy! Please! I'll do anything to make it up! Anything!

Joker

Anything, says you? Okee-dokee! Wallet.

Charlie

Uh, okay. I don't have much cash.

Joker

Oh, please! Don't insult me! [takes out driver's license] Charles Michael Collins. That's you! Tsk tsk, lousy picture, though. Lousy. Address, height, weight, blah blah blah. [tosses the wallet back and keeps the license] Righty-o, Chuckers! Here's the deal. I'll let you off if you promise to do a little favor for me.

Charlie

Okay. What?

Joker

I DON'T KNOW! I HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF IT YET! You just toddle on back to your mundane, meaningless little life, and when I need you, I'll call. Fair? Good? Great! I'll be in touch. [walks away laughing]