[At the Christmas with the Joker show]
Rumor has it, Christmas is a time to share with family.
Yea!
And since I don't have one of my own...
Aww...
I decided to STEAL one!
Yea!
And here they are: The Awful Lawful Family! [lights turn on and reveal Gordon, Summer, and Bullock tied up and gagged] Aren't they just the cutest family you've ever seen?
[watching in the Batmobile] It's never easy with the Joker.
Meet Daddy Lawful! [ungags Gordon]
You diseased maniac! I'll- [Joker gags him again]
Hmm. Looks like I'll have to teach Daddy some manners. And here's Mommy Lawful! [ungags Summer]
Help! Somebody please help us- [Joker gags her again]
Ho ho ho, isn't she jolly? And here we have little Baby Lawful! Coochie coochie coo! [ungags Bullock]
When I get my hands on you, I'll rip your- [Joker gags him again]
I'll bet Batman wishes he had a family just like mine. Personally I think relatives are a bore, so Batman can have them... [points to clock showing 10:30PM] if he can find them by midnight! Otherwise... [makes a throat-slashing motion and laughs]
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